There are thousands of churches in Nigeria
and their pastors all differ in character,
dressing and what they preach about. While
some Nigerian pastors are concerned about
leading sinners to Christ, others are more
interested in making money.
Nigerians are a very religious set of people and a good
number of them ‘worship’ their pastors. If their pastor
asks them to eat grass for healing, they would willingly
do so.
Just like the saying, different strokes for different
folks, Nigerian pastors have different things that
appeal to them and act in different ways.

Below are the types of pastors you will find in Nigeria.



1. The prayer warriors: These pastors can pray
from morning till morning. They are always having one
prayer conference or the other. All their enemies have
to die by fire

2. The political ones: These ones talk more about politics than the word. They always show themselves during the election period. They mingle and dine with politicians. They are in the news for more political issues that things that have to do with the church.

3. The funky ones: By their dressing and actions, you shall know them. They wear designer suits, shoes, wristwatches and drive the latest cars.

*Grabs Origin

4. The businessmen : These set of pastors are billionaires who own a vast business empire worth billions of naira. They own schools, manufacturing companies and are unapologetic about their material wealth.

5. The prophets : These ones always have one prophecy or the other. They claim to see everything before it happens, from bomb blasts, to deaths and every evil thing you can think of.

6. The silent ones: They don’t shout while preaching, rather, they talk quietly. They are hardly ever in the news. They rarely make public speeches

Better stop this poo before you get a resounding spiritual slap on your left ear

7. The money chasers : These ones became pastors just to make money. They always find a way of milking their congregants. Their sermons are always about giving.

8. The leaders: These ones push their congregants to be leaders in the society.

9. The grammarians : These ones can speak grammar. Sure, some of the church members would be checking the dictionary to understand what the pastor is saying.

10. The miracle workers : Nigerians, especially women are always looking for one miracle or the other and they would rush to any church where they hear the pastor is powerful. Most of these pastors make a lot of money from their followers who would pay any amount for miracle whether its from God or not.

11. The ones who assault their members : Some Nigerian pastors sleep with their members in the name of deliverance.

12. The ones who get their powers from God knows where: We’ve heard stories of pastors getting powers from evil sources which they use to conduct miracles and deceive gullible Nigerians.

thought Christians should be in Unity?
Why do some differ in doctrines? Yet they all claim that allof them dey go heaven?
Some talk say trouser na sin? Some talk say na lie? Some believe in tithing others dnt..some bliv in politics,others dnt..
I dun confuse..

May i dey waka go.
And No be wetin Jesus bring come earth be this o.
Cos God no be God of confusion.

13. The holier than thou: These ones are holier than Jesus himself. They would condemn everything from dressing, to make up, to hairstyle. Everything is a sin to them.

14. The ones who have like five members : Their congregants are members of their family.

15. The poor ones: Some pastors are enjoying the good life while others can barely feed themselves.

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so funny, yet so true.

Ok

hemartins:
Better stop this poo before you get a resounding spiritual slap on your left ear

maka why?
bros, we know say u know get sense. but making it obvious is what I don't understand

You are forgetting this rapidly spreading group at every street corner
https://www.nairaland.com/1479564/avoid-these-nigerian-ghanian-pastors