IamQuins:
No source?

Biko pur here

BannedBishop:

Beremx and egift can't afford Internet


Now that is source.

IamQuins:


Isi gini

BannedBishop:

Hunger went from bad to baddest for their side.
Lolz

IamQuins:


Lol, free does guys jare. Dey ve natyn to offer

2after1:
Bishopmagic killing APC E-rats since its formation. I love reading this dude's write-up. Cc:omenka

BishopJuice:


Rauf Aregbesola inungurates E-APC headquarters in Osogbo

Following the disbandment of the Aluasa APC e-Rats committee due to their dismal handling of the Fashola Administration on Nairaland, Governor Rauf Aregbesola has extended a renewed hand of lease to the dislodged group and has invited them to occupy a new office located at the Osun state Capital, Oshogbo.

Inaugurating the new committee headed by Agbameta, the Governor promised to increase their daily upkeep wage from 800bucks to 1500.

The Governor frowned at the several phat-azz Bisis and lepka Bimbos he met at the newly commissioned headquarters warning the committee to concentrate on the upheaval task at hand in paint-brushing him for the upcoming 2014 gubernatorial elections.

Thanking the Governor for coming to their rescue and for the increased daily allowance, Gbawe further requested that the office be furnished with DSTV decoder with premium bouquet and a flat screen TV. Gbawe further went on to remind the Governor that the English Premiership had just commenced and to avert the situation were committee members (who are all die-hard fans of Liverpool FC)sneaked out to viewing centers to watch live matches. The Governor agreed to provide satellite dish within the week.

The Governor then shared a bottle of Alomo and smoked a phat one with the boyz before heading back to state house to address a group of Islamic scholars from Bauchi.

BannedBishop:
Back in the good old days of fresh air and fee oyel money

BannedBishop:


I just won remind them of the good old days of fresh air

BannedBishop:
Gbawe, Egift, Plaindealer, Obiagelli, Beremx and a host of other APC shills are not as active as they used to prior to May 29.


The reason for this is simply down to Buhari relegating the Lagos based APC online shilling mafia for one ab0ki who was appointed as SA to New Media.

This has not gone down well with the online shills as they felt they put more effort in swinging SW votes that where crucial to Buhari's victory at the polls. Gbawe lamented that "what is there in convincing an ab0ki to vote another ab0ki?. We did all the hard work and not that small boy oga hired as SA to new media!".


There is also the issue of financing which has virtually stopped since all money now goes to the ab0ki SA on New Media alone and with most SW states bankrupt in debt to their ears, financing the shilling machinery from APC state coffers has virtually stopped apart from Arresa who is still employed by Osun state to post different pictures of the same school every month.

How sad.

Used and dumped.


Although I do not pity these set of people as they shilled with passion for Buhari's candidate not out of love to see Nigeria better but because they thought at the end that they will be rewarded with appointments and juicy package.

Omenika:
They have left all the work for omenka, lmao.


Like someone said earlier today, omenka should ask for pay rise because defending Buhari now is ten times more difficult than it used to be. Lol

omenka:
I'm not even sure whether to feel disgust or pity for your plight.

How does it feel living I'm my shadows?? You alone with three Omenka parody, yet I don't even as much as fart in your direction, and right now I can only imagine how excited you'd be, just like most other Lost Children of Uganda, that I've managed to reply you after incessant mentions on all your Omenka parodies. Bet I've made your dream come true.

Dude, there's a very thin line between obsession and dementia- thread softly so you don't cross it- very sure the Albino Pig could use your internet rants. Losing your bolts and blowing all gaskets could make that impossible.

I know life's really hard for your kind, heard about the Projects (wonder if a yoot like you would know what I mean) in Port Harcourt and the folks who live there- I pray things look up real quick for your kin.

Get a grip on yourself boy- life's a lot more pleasant than you think on the other side... With a little more hardwork and some luck., perhaps you'd strike gold before you hit rock bottom.

Good night.





Ps: @ Mynd44, isn't there some sort of penalty for using a parody to spam one's mentions?? Rule 2 applies here.

CyberTerrorist:
Where is NgeneUkwenu?

BannedBishop:

Meanwhile ....


Back in broke ass E-APC headquarters, Alausa

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ganisucks:

Times are hard. They have all chosen new careers.

omenka:
I'm not even sure whether to feel disgust or pity for your plight.

How does it feel living I'm my shadows?? You alone with three Omenka parody, yet I don't even as much as fart in your direction, and right now I can only imagine how excited you'd be, just like most other Lost Children of Uganda, that I've managed to reply you after incessant mentions on all your Omenka parodies. Bet I've made your dream come true.

Dude, there's a very thin line between obsession and dementia- thread softly so you don't cross it- very sure the Albino Pig could use your internet rants. Losing your bolts and blowing all gaskets could make that impossible.

I know life's really hard for your kind, heard about the Projects (wonder if a yoot like you would know what I mean) in Port Harcourt and the folks who live there- I pray things look up real quick for your kin.

Get a grip on yourself boy- life's a lot more pleasant than you think on the other side... With a little more hardwork and some luck., perhaps you'd strike gold before you hit rock bottom.

Good night.





Ps: @ Mynd44, isn't there some sort of penalty for using a parody to spam one's mentions?? Rule 2 applies here.

CyberTerrorist:
Where is NgeneUkwenu?

Rose2014:


Ngene stopped posting 2 months ago
Wise move if u ask me

Except with a pay raise, defending this govt is really like cooking a stone

Omenika:


I have not broken any rule. omenka is NOT Omenika and I have never claimed to be you so suck it up...


Ask for pay rise because I can bet my last cent that defending your Buhari now is like cooking a stone, lol.

BannedBishop:


Beremx and egift can't afford Internet



Now that is source.