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Ijebu Man Can't Be Cheated - Oni Of Ife by Freegift75: 12:48pm On Jun 14, 2016 |
YOU CAN'T BEAT AN IJEBU MAN During the recent Oni of ife, Oba Adeyeye's trip to US, he observed that 70% of the population of the people Who welcomed him were Ijebu people. He was very thrilled and challenged. In an amusing manner, he made reference to a joke made by the Awujale of Ijebuland that an Ijebu Man can't be cheated. He said: An Ijebu engineer can't find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR 20k - IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k. A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic... Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste" Ijebu man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth" Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene" Ijebu man: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k" The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money... Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything" Ijebu man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth" Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste" Ijebu man: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me 20k" and he pays! The fuming lawyer then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k. Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak" Ijebu man: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this 100k" Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But this is 20k, not 100k" Ijebu man: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me 20k" Don't you know that an Ijebu Man can not be cheated 1 Like |
Re: Ijebu Man Can't Be Cheated - Oni Of Ife by GlorifiedTunde(m): 12:49pm On Jun 14, 2016 |
Yes na! PROUD IJEBU BOY!!! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Ijebu Man Can't Be Cheated - Oni Of Ife by lecther: 12:51pm On Jun 14, 2016 |
very funny 1 Like |
Re: Ijebu Man Can't Be Cheated - Oni Of Ife by absoluteSuccess: 2:17pm On Jun 14, 2016 |
Great comic piece. This for my Ijebu sweetheart. I love you honey. Very hardworking folks. |
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