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Which Of This Will Surprised A Nairalander Most? [assuming It's You] by ibez007(m): 7:59pm On Jun 15, 2016
Imagine you wake up one morning only to find out that;


1. Petrol price is now N1 per litre


2. NEPA bill is N30 per month

3. Super Eagles won the Coming World Cup

4. I ibez007 was chosen as moderator HERE on Nairaland

5. Kano Pillars just signed Lionel CR7

6. Niger Delta is the new Capital of Nigeria

7. Nigerian Singer Smalldoctor wins a Grammy award

8. Saraki is a gate-man in one the of kwara motor parks

9. Shekau becomes Minister of defence, fighting against terrorism!


10. D'banj signs Music Singer Justin Beiber





Which one of the above will surprise you most?
Re: Which Of This Will Surprised A Nairalander Most? [assuming It's You] by klassykute(m): 8:04pm On Jun 15, 2016
1nd2 will shock d world
Re: Which Of This Will Surprised A Nairalander Most? [assuming It's You] by Nobody: 8:06pm On Jun 15, 2016
None undecided I'll be more surprised when electricity becomes constant
Re: Which Of This Will Surprised A Nairalander Most? [assuming It's You] by decatalyst(m): 8:16pm On Jun 15, 2016
That Nigeria returns to trade by batter.

I have 10inch and need kpekus, you have kpekus and you nice 10inch...we just tradegrin grin


Odikwa sweet like that. grin
Re: Which Of This Will Surprised A Nairalander Most? [assuming It's You] by sarz(m): 8:33pm On Jun 16, 2016
1 2 6 9 grin

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