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Types Of Slaps And Their Meanings. by GuDErboY(m): 1:30pm On Jun 18, 2016 |
TYPES OF SLAPS AND THEIR MEANINGS
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1. TAKE AWAY SLAP
When someone gives you a dirty slap, and all you
can do is hold your face and walk away.. That is
take away slap.
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2. RESOUNDING SLAP
That is when after you are hit. You keep on
hearing some funny sounds in your brain like
wiiiiiiiiiii! And voices in your head will start singing
christmas Carol.
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3. FORMATTING SLAP
That is the slap that makes someone forget
instantly what he or she was doing..You find
yourself asking questions like "what did I do?"
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4. EXPLANATION SLAP
When someone gives you that kind of slap..you
find yourself explaining the situation to the
nearest person out of your own accord..e.g..BR
OS SHEY U BEEN Dey WATCH? I BE NO DO
ANYTHING O.
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5. FIX DEPOSIT SLAP
When you receive this kind of slap all you will do
is just stand right where you are and watch the
person walk away.
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6. RHETORICAL SLAP
The moment you download the slap..you start
asking questions that don't need reply..like
JOHN, YOU SLAPPED ME?
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7. SWEET SLAP
This is the type of slap that when a girl
downloads it sweetly on your cheek whether is
painful or not, you start blushing.
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8. MATHEMATICAL SLAP
This simply has to do with the physical
reconstruction of your face when given to you'
the length of your face will be raised to power
two, your eye socket will calculate its
circumference.
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9. CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM SLAP
When you receive this slap (it proves effective
when it's given to you all of a sudden) when you
be able to speak spanish, greek, arabic, hindu, all
together.
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10. COLOUR RIOT AND BIRDING SLAP
You will start seeing different colors and you head
will turn to nest whilst bird |
Re: Types Of Slaps And Their Meanings. by PrincessAnna: 1:31pm On Jun 18, 2016 |
Copy and paste. sir pls arrange am |
Re: Types Of Slaps And Their Meanings. by Starlet50(m): 1:54pm On Jun 18, 2016 |
Op are u typing out of experience?? |
Re: Types Of Slaps And Their Meanings. by sarz(m): 5:16pm On Jun 18, 2016 |
Wat of star slap; wen dis type is been isued 2 u,u wil stat seeing stars |
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