Audray:
Lol.I'm wondering what xactly those "standards" are.But maybe there's a purpose. That being to observe how long a girl can keep licking ass*s to win N50,000 .It's harmless reasearch :p.

Smh.

Audray:
Hey bae! Long time.
I have'nt got any candidate in mind.I'm not even voting. Apathy is fun! U nko? Who u voting?

Easyolags:
I drew a portrait of Falz the bahd guy done with "lucky diamond" biro. Check my thread https://www.nairaland.com/3185822/stories-dar-torshe-art-easyolags

calliope:

Huh.? Oh I see

Erm....... voted refiner and Mysticalgal once and observing who wins

Audray:
Nah. Infact...I've been stalking you...

refiner:


Please na... vote me...

joseph1832:
Stalking me? Oh you're the one who's been liking my posts as far back as 2015 October. Wow! Don't know if should take this as a compliment, or statement.

How are you anyway?

tayo200:
not bad for a beginner

Audray:
Me? like ur posts!? LOL...You wish! I say stalking in such a way that there's a high chance of u being randomly stabbed or shot at as ur walking down a street. :x

joseph1832:
Readily you'll find this as the case of the hunter, becoming the Hunted.

Or why do you think I follow you? LOL.

Audray:
meh.Ur not a very good hunter.Ur lousy at it.Ur following some other poor girl.Watch ur back bro...That random noise might not be a rat...

joseph1832:
LOL. Never forget, a hunter who makes its prey know he's coming, truly knows this: "when you understand the nature of a thing, you know what its capable of".

Audray:
Wow... So deep!At least u acknowledged that u are the prey here.Also the only thing ur capable of is running. I promise you...You're not gonna see that meat cleaver coming...

joseph1832:
Ohhh I'm peeping in my pants. Like I told you before, the hunter, will become the hunter.

Audray:
Jeez dude! TMI! I don't wanna know what u doing with ur pants.Like what I saw at ur place was'nt horrifying enough...

joseph1832:
What you saw in my place? Which place? The place of heavenly bliss, or hunted dreams?

And hey, you just might like to take a sniff of my pants. who knows, you just might like it. LOL.

Audray:
Haha! OMG! . Do u not get the meaning of STALKER?. I don't just watch u.I Watch everything about u.Including where u live.*Don't tell me ur squating there* which is BTW,a dump! I was tempted to spike ur stuff with cyanide,but that isn't a very fun way to murder is it? Physical jeopardy all the way!

joseph1832:
Audray, if insults is what you want to indulge in, I may be oblige to introduce you to my alter ego, ShaqFu, and believe me, he doesn't take prisoners.

Audray:
LoLz.Are we "insulting"? I thought we were casually throwing death threats at each other!...Well...bring in ShaqFu.I haven't eviscerated anyone in a while.

joseph1832:
LMAO. I'm not throwing death threats at you, its against forum rules, and I don't want to get banned. I have a job to do with this moniker.

But feel free, if death threats is what you feel like throwing, I promise I'll indulge you.

Audray:
Well ur taking too long to indulge.I've already threatened u with Knife stabs,gun shots, a meat cleaver,cyanide poisoning and evisceration!If this were real,you'd be long dead. LOL. ....So u are that ShaqFu guy. No wonder.

joseph1832:
I'd rather you threaten me with the lushness of your veejayjay. I hear it makes those who taste it, keep coming back for more.

Audray:
Lol. Wut? U heard from where? Go to bed now.

joseph1832:
Now how come at the mention of your veejayjay, you suddenly found few words for comfort?. Remember what I said about the hunter being the hunted?

Audray:
Ugh. Now U think ur suave eh? . The whole VJ mentioning thing was abrupt.But then again u "heard" right :p .

Berlyn:
if only lala will let me

joseph1832:
Then why deny me the taste of it, I hear the soft feel of it its like one having velvet passed along his tongue.

Indeed, I'm now inclined to dedicate a sex poem to your veejayjay.

Audray:
Lol.G morning .I was just messing with ya .Looks like it worked! U should get a gf for that though.