I was coming back from work recently all suited up and I took a commercial bus (danfo). The conductor was getting really rude with everybody-even threatened to beat up some of the passengers. I also had my share of his ill-mannered verbal attacks. I was so angry I could hit him if he was my kid brother. Then it struck me. What if he decided to carry out his threat and hit someone-infact if I were the one he hitted, what would I do (all dressed the way I was)?

What would u do if it is you?

I wouldn't enter a danfo in the first place

danfo is for poor people

ben wetin be dat?
@candylips, pele o richman, where u hear dat one?

@bolaskyz-well i had a similar experience once around oshodi, almost like wat u said the conductor was getting rude to every one and making threats,to make the whole situation worse,the vehicle developed a fault so everyone wanted their change.As i approached the guy for my change, he snobbed me and i tapped him to get his attention the next thing i knew was he nodded his head at me as in an attempt to head butt me.Luckily i dodged it bt the thought of his intentions angered me like wat if he had succeeded,then probably i will have a bleeding nose or a swollen face.Immediately, i pushed him backwards (am probably 6yrs older than him and twice as big)and next thing i saw was this thing of a conductor put up his fist to fight me and came to attack me,in a twinkle of an i eye i lost the corporate self in me i.e i tucked out and took off my tie immediately and said it seems this shirt and tie is fooling you in yoruba.As he approached to attack me, i grabbed his neck and strangled him to his bus, if not for his driver that started begging i was willing to see blood on him before i let go.
So as to your question i will definately fight back.

folly69 i feel u.
but i seem not to understand why the other posters said danfo is for poor people. What if it pays me at times to park my car at home and come via public transport for personal reasons?, what if i don't have a car yet cos it's not my priority?
I feel that car ownership isn't a reasonable yardstick for measuring affluence, infact the term 'rich' is very relative.

Dont mind these guys, dont forget y r in the joke section so u will definately find clowns in it.

I would bring out a knife and stab him to death.

na survival of the fittest o

wetin the poster dey yarn

Ben-10:

I wouldn't enter a danfo in the first place

But Ben, why the lie

i tire oo. him wey all the drivers know.he even get special seat

turn the other ear to am as jesus said if dem slap your right ear make u turn the left

LMAO!!!

Ben-10:

I wouldn't enter a danfo in the first place

kai!! u? i hate lies

folly69:

@bolaskyz-well i had a similar experience once around oshodi, almost like wat u said the conductor was getting rude to every one and making threats,to make the whole situation worse,the vehicle developed a fault so everyone wanted their change.As i approached the guy for my change, he snobbed me and i tapped him to get his attention the next thing i knew was he nodded his head at me as in an attempt to head butt me.Luckily i dodged it bt the thought of his intentions angered me like wat if he had succeeded,then probably i will have a bleeding nose or a swollen face.Immediately, i pushed him backwards (am probably 6yrs older than him and twice as big)and next thing i saw was this thing of a conductor put up his fist to fight me and came to attack me,in a twinkle of an i eye i lost the corporate self in me i.e i tucked out and took off my tie immediately and said it seems this shirt and tie is fooling you in yoruba.As he approached to attack me, i grabbed his neck and strangled him to his bus, if not for his driver that started begging i was willing to see blood on him before i let go.
So as to your question i will definately fight back.

wow!! i loff dat! do u knw wat? i hate pretendance. unliyk sm fifu hia it has happened to dem b4 o! infact d condustor slaped dem self but dey wnt say it E.g _________

folly69:

@bolaskyz-well i had a similar experience once around oshodi, almost like wat u said the conductor was getting rude to every one and making threats,to make the whole situation worse,the vehicle developed a fault so everyone wanted their change.As i approached the guy for my change, he snobbed me and i tapped him to get his attention the next thing i knew was he nodded his head at me as in an attempt to head butt me.Luckily i dodged it bt the thought of his intentions angered me like wat if he had succeeded,then probably i will have a bleeding nose or a swollen face.Immediately, i pushed him backwards (am probably 6yrs older than him and twice as big)and next thing i saw was this thing of a conductor put up his fist to fight me and came to attack me,in a twinkle of an i eye i lost the corporate self in me i.e i tucked out and took off my tie immediately and said it seems this shirt and tie is fooling you in yoruba.As he approached to attack me, i grabbed his neck and strangled him to his bus, if not for his driver that started begging i was willing to see blood on him before i let go.
So as to your question i will definately fight back.

You can lie

candylips:

danfo is for poor people

i feel u jo!

Ben-10:

I wouldn't enter a danfo in the first place

Na waka u sabi abi? _Moses

i have a jeep, so using a public transport is uncalled for

lol *packs bicycle, and pinch's his cheeks*

must u expose me?

ah! i nor know say my mic dey on

kai

@Topic, am nt used to danfo anyway,.,., my brt no dey fail me

e easy

folly69:

@bolaskyz-well i had a similar experience once around oshodi, almost like wat u said the conductor was getting rude to every one and making threats,to make the whole situation worse,the vehicle developed a fault so everyone wanted their change.As i approached the guy for my change, he snobbed me and i tapped him to get his attention the next thing i knew was he nodded his head at me as in an attempt to head butt me.Luckily i dodged it bt the thought of his intentions angered me like wat if he had succeeded,then probably i will have a bleeding nose or a swollen face.Immediately, i pushed him backwards (am probably 6yrs older than him and twice as big)and next thing i saw was this thing of a conductor put up his fist to fight me and came to attack me,in a twinkle of an i eye i lost the corporate self in me i.e i tucked out and took off my tie immediately and said it seems this shirt and tie is fooling you in yoruba.As he approached to attack me, i grabbed his neck and strangled him to his bus, if not for his driver that started begging i was willing to see blood on him before i let go.
So as to your question i will definately fight back.

guy u be benbella?

Lysaa what's the meaning of benbella?

Lysaa what's the meaning of benbella?

benbella is a naija comic xter with lotsa stunts n swiftly escapes death. . heard of Nick Carter?

@lysaa.

Nope please explain more.

abeg make una free me.

candy sup?whats with today for u?

benbela ke?lysaa na wah for u oooo

the truth is bitter