17 Childhood Insults You’ll
Only Remember If You Were
An Ajepako
1. “You mess, akpu fly gate.”
It makes no sense, but it still used to pain.
2. “You mess, all the fishes in the
water say ‘are we safe?'”
The ajepako was strong with this one.
3. “You mess, harmattan catch
eba.”
HOW, ABEG?
4. “You mess, 5 akara form voltron.”
Hian!
5. “You mess, Babangida repeat
primary 1.”
Why did we drag Babangida into it?
6. “2 kuli kuli attack your village,
nobody escape.”
The kuli kuli must have been a badass.
7. “The finest girl for your village, na
monkey dey toast am.”
Why did this even pain us?
8. “The strongest man for your
village, na hot eba kill am.”
This still makes no sense.
9. “The tallest man for your village
dey use ladder climb maggi.”
Why is he even climbing maggi?
10. “The richest man for your village
dey use shovel drink garri.”
Wetin concern me?
11. “Your scatter scatter teeth like
James Bond bullet.”
Kai! This one used to pain.
12. “You shit here, shit here, shit
here, dey find the LCM.”
This one was just extra razz.
13. “You bombastic element.”
Still don’t know what this means, but it used
to pain.
14. “American dusting powder.”
Every primary school girl’s favourite insult.
15. “Born by mistake.”
Ouch!
16. “Water and garri make eba on
your wedding day.”
The most annoying answer to “what?”
17. “Tear tear, patch patch, omo
baba shoemaker.”
Cc
Lalasticlala

you're on point.i remember some.

WOW epic

the richest man fr ur village deh use wheelbarrow as motor. lol
op i remember most of dem,back den we use to say i wan word(insult)u lol,den u will see d loser crying lols

Mine was: "you are flabbergasted!"

Was really shocked the day I got to know the meaning

Lol i remember everytin