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Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by SaintVico(m): 7:27pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
We will deal with those opposing anti-moon appearing, says PMB |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Slimflame(m): 7:28pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
-Lai Mohammed[quote]gbam mr lie |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Nobody: 7:33pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
4 Likes |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by eddy4naija: 7:36pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Have the APC blamed GEJ today for non-sighting of the moon? |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by mekaboy(m): 7:40pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Naira weakens against the dollar due to lack of moon -CBN Lack of moon will not affect edo elections - INEC Lack of moon tears senate apart - Vanguard More Bank MD'S to be sacked due to missing moon- CBN We will crush moon rustlers - Burutai Nigerians must pay more if they want stable moon- Fashola. I left the moon intact before handing over - GEJ We will borrow moon from china- kemi adeosun. Search Buhari's room for missing moon - Fayose I don't have the moon - Buhari We are vindicated by missing moon - CAN Do no sack more staff over moon - Chris Ngige Negotiate with the moon - Ohaneze Ndi Igbo Porous borders responsible for missing moon - Immigration Moon sighting followed due processes- National moon sighting commision (NMSC) I will name those behind the moon - Buhari 500000 graduates to be trained on moon sighting - FG 7 Likes |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Nobody: 7:43pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
BRING BACK OUR MOON-Obi Ezekwesili |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Lordxeer(m): 7:44pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
The moon has been technically sighted - Lai Muhammed We've sold your moon - Abubakar Shekau The perpetrators of this heinous crime (missing moon) shall be brought to justice - Nigerian police If we can't find the moon, the moon will find us - PMB We will use technology to fight the moon - GEJ The moon is gone but its manhood lives on - PEJ The moon was discovered from our region - NigerDeltans 4 Likes |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Teespice(f): 7:45pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
I have laughed to the point where my sides are aching. hilarious. |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by LMohd(m): 7:46pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
sighting the moon is no rocket science -fashola we developed the moon -ipob/massob we will create 10million jobs from sighting of the moon - lai mohammed is the moon lightskinned? (no offeinse)-mrcork 10 ways to sight the moon - tosyne2much 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Donpressman(m): 7:49pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Kakamorufu:Give me your brain make I help you reset am |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Nobody: 7:51pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
dnawah: We Rightfully own the moon-Yoluba 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by nonyofor2(m): 7:53pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
If u want the moon come and collect it |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by HirstMOG(m): 8:00pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
dnawah: una power to reach moon zombies make una take am easy nau!!!! |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by dnawah(m): 8:03pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
shogotermies:r u above mistake?all i know is my Jesus pass u.throw ur stone again and see ur life. |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Lordxeer(m): 8:07pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
That lie Muhammed's own is epic. "The moon has already been sighted tomorrow" haba naso una take reduce the man to a legend? Lolz 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Nobody: 8:13pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
jahahahhahahahahahahaha.....................i still dey lafff lai mohd no be here o |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by keniolawumi56(m): 8:15pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
The moon has been sighted tomorrow got me rolling. That man can lie for England 4 Likes |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Bondesniger(m): 8:16pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Moon sighted is illegal
..........Sheriff 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Oblak(m): 8:20pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Federal government discovers missing moon in one of the accounts of the opposition party. This was how the moon was transferred from UBA to Zenith bank---Sahara reporters 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by nellyelitz(m): 8:27pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
saintkel:their fada 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by jamace(m): 8:32pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
senatorbayor: 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by mrkings84(m): 8:34pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
What!, how can d moon not be sighted, abi na only one moon waka come?? -Patience Jonathan 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Rick9(m): 8:35pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
That Lai Mohammed part was funny. 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Rick9(m): 8:36pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Who Moon EPP - 9ja Artistes 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by EZEBEL: 8:38pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
It will not take a responsible government 6 months to put up a stable moon - fashola. Aisha Hallib. Buhari can never go to the U.S for moon conference - fayose I will jump over Lekki link bridge cos the moon is having affair with Tuface, donjazzy and co - Tbillz I will ban the moon from coming to mainland - olamide. I must manage all the moon wheather they like it or not - Jude Okoye The hiding moon haf not allows me showcase my tru parsonal characta. - Falz 3 Likes |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by ameer2: 8:41pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Lmao... the m00n is fantastically corrupt indeed 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Akinaukwa: 8:50pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Anybody who has clues to the missing moon should report at the nearest Police Station - Police. We are going on strike for non sighting of the moon - NLC/TUC |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Tunababa8v(m): 8:52pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Any hawkers found selling around the moon will be jailed and will pay 90k for bail-Ambode 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Iseoluwani: 8:52pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Every enemies of the moon die by fire by WHO?? |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Adedeji2012(m): 8:53pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
mohince:oh boy, no take laugh kill me oo |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Nobody: 8:55pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
If the.moon is missing, America will know - GEJ |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by teampregar(m): 8:56pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Niger Deltans are to lazy to find the moon, the available slots in moon finding companies they have they sell it to yorubas and ibo's. - Gov. Seriake Dickson .... Lolz.. God Bless Naija |
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