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Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by jtwest(m): 10:27pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
lrguru:The states should be able to finance the purchase of their own moons themselves, bail out will soon be disbursed by FG-Kemi adeosun. Nigeria Army took the moon and buried it somewhere in kaduna, we know where, we can take UN there-shiites Before I was released, I heard the fulani herdsmen plotting how they will kidnap the moon- baba falae. 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by iskaygee1: 10:29pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
This is not funny at all.ow on earth will u be playing with someone S faith after fasting for gud 30days.we should learn ow to respect each other S faith...abegiii 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by kenoz(m): 10:29pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Nobody: 10:36pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
jtwest:those that stole the moon are from Libya- Buhari I don't want to say I know where the moon is and my oga at the top will say another-NSCDC 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by hotspec(m): 10:38pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
If PDP and Jonathan's administration had invested in space science and technology, moon sighting would have been d job of primary school pupils.- Amaechi The moon has technically been sighted tomorrow.- LAIng Mohammed 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by bookorlah(f): 10:44pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Can't stop laughing, so funny... 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Minemrys: 10:47pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
We have rescued the moon and defeated its hijackers-Buratai
I would d0nate my wardrobe allowance to finding the m0on-Ben bruce
Evil forces are behind the missing m0on-Mbaka
i gave the moon 50 milli0n fr0m the arms deal -Dasuki
Atiku has decamped to PDP over missing m0on-AIT
My moon, my m0on-Okorocha
ngozi iweala misused the budget for the m0on-Oshi0mhole
ATN close down silverbird over m0on loan by Ben bruce-punch
Messi retires fr0m internati0nal fo0tball after argentina lo0ses m0on-Cnn
Apc changes name to Apfm as m0on goes missing
tinubu forming an0ther party to find m0on. |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by tayo200(m): 10:49pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
ok |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by jtwest(m): 10:52pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
lrguru:Broda! If u want the moon, come and collect it.- don jazzy We could av bought the moon for £2m and now dat everybody wants it, sell it for £64m- arsene wenger. We av a moon we are constructing in one of our nuclear facilities (top secret)-North Korea walk walk walk walk walk, it seem like the moon miss miss miss miss miss- rihanna 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Moderation: 11:07pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
The past administration did not leave any moon behind. PMB The looters of the moon will soon be brought to book. PMB I will travel to China to seek there help in searching for the moon. PMB The Nigerian Army should relocate to the sky with immediate effect to look for the moon. PMB |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Nobody: 11:12pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
we will go on a one-week warning strike if the moon is not found- NARD 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by jamex93(m): 11:28pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
eleojo23: Can't stop watching this cartoon over and over again Mr Gru stole the moon |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by solla22: 12:08am On Jul 06, 2016 |
Ask Wike for the missing moon - Amaechi 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Fussbot: 12:17am On Jul 06, 2016 |
I don't find the moon, it finds me - - - - ibrahimovic |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Nobody: 12:33am On Jul 06, 2016 |
It's not funny at all but on behalf myself I donate my family to find the moon |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by babestella: 1:02am On Jul 06, 2016 |
See as moon don rubbish Islam and the ulamas, imams, sheikhs. Why this time? Buhari should better manufacture a special moon for Nigerians, we can't be kept on perpetual holidays because the moon had refused to show. Anyway, the blood that have shed by Muslim terrorists is beyond imagination, you guys better move on, the moon isn't coming any time soon. My simple advice. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by histemple: 1:25am On Jul 06, 2016 |
hope4nigeria: We will set up a presidential advisory committee to look into this allegation. 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by histemple: 1:27am On Jul 06, 2016 |
babestella: So, you mean that even if the federal government give more holidays the moon will not show? 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by riczy(m): 4:47am On Jul 06, 2016 |
Naija is define as a place wer Anything cn happen e.g an Elephant cn fly! 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Gkshy2011(m): 6:14am On Jul 06, 2016 |
i sold the moon but i will return the money to FG.olisa mentuh |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by macaranta(m): 6:25am On Jul 06, 2016 |
Buhari to meet G7 nations in brussels over missing moon --- presidency. The moon sighting election was inconclusive,thus we have issued certificate of return to the sun-- INEC The moon is partial,we cannot take this -- Orubebe Funnygerians |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Petermarshal(m): 6:32am On Jul 06, 2016 |
The Moon Saga: Saraki, Ekweremadu and others detained by EFCC. |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Petermarshal(m): 6:35am On Jul 06, 2016 |
Petermarshal: Petermarshal: Petermarshal:MoonExit 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by guysis(m): 6:49am On Jul 06, 2016 |
What if the moon refuses to show up? |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Jok3r(m): 8:01am On Jul 06, 2016 |
mohince: splendid... but rmbr isis will say they re responsible for d moon mising |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Engrobiorah(m): 9:18am On Jul 06, 2016 |
I trust Nigerian Police... Very soon they will catch the Sun & beat him until he agrees he is the Moon we have been waiting for 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Nobody: 9:57am On Jul 06, 2016 |
McJane: Hahaha. I almost die of laugh attack this early morning.... You wicked jane. 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by dongreatty(m): 10:13am On Jul 06, 2016 |
lol |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by IRserveMyComent(f): 10:38am On Jul 06, 2016 |
Happy Salah Nigerians: To see the moon, press 1. To stop the moon, press 2. To get additional information, press 3. To shift the holidays for one extra day, press 5. To hear more options, press 7. -MTN 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by psalm7121: 11:34am On Jul 06, 2016 |
........MISSING MOON AND HILLARIOUS EXPRESSIONS PMB condemned the action. PYO condemned the action SARAKI condemned the acton EKWEREMADU condemned the acton DOGARA condemned the acton IG condemned the acton RELIGIOUS LEADERS condemned the acton |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by fejeerow(f): 11:49am On Jul 06, 2016 |
Engrobiorah:lol... best quote... i can relate |
Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by Tensionstar(m): 12:44pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
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