Non sighting of the Ramadan Moon. Somebody is to blame. I went round today and intervied the following relevant bodies. Here are their reasons. Lol. The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive -INEC ………………………………. The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow -Abuja High Court ………………………………. The moon has already been sighted tomorrow -Lai Mohammed ………………………………. The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria -Fayose ………………………………. We will create another moon for Nigerians -APC ………………………………. We will blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons -NDA ………………………………. We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky -Boko Haram ………………………………. If only Nigerians have given me a second chance, sighting of the moon would have been made easier. - GEJ ………………………………. The inability to sight the moon was all because the last administration was clueless -PMB ………………………………. Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved. -Presidency ………………………………. Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence. -EFCC ………………………………. The sighting of the moon was not altered; a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation) -Senate ………………………………. They saw the moon but hid the information, a grand plan to elongate sallah holiday and Islamise Nigeria - CAN ………………………………. The problem of non-sighting of the moon will be a thing of the past as more troops have been deployed to the moon-site -Buratai ………………………………. The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo -Patrick Obahiagbon ………………………………. We are studying the situation on moon sighting imbroglio, we may direct workers to go strike if govt fails to declare additional work free days - NLC ………………………………. I will obtain an injunction to restrain the moon, its agents, servants or privies from appearing pending the hearing of the motion on notice. - Femi Falana ………………………………. We may seek for perpetual injunction so that Muslim can continue with the fasting till eternity - Pastor Oritsajefor ………………………………. International Conspiracy We dont want to sight the Moon -Brexit ………………………………. We know where the moon is but we dont want to say. -US ………………………………. Buhari must give account of the missing moon because we left the moon in office. -PDP ............................... We are grateful to Allah for hiding the Moon; this means fasting will be elongated and our husbands will remain faithful for longer. -Association Of Nigerian Wives. ................................ GEJ did not handover the moon when he left the office and that is why the new government is working all day and night to find the moon. - APC supporters ................................ Abeg add your own I don taya!

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