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| Those Childhood Insults That Used To Pain Someone by Tascocent(m): 2:17pm On Jul 07, 2016 |
Saw this online and I want u to join me..... Those childhood insults dat used to pain sm1: 1. “You mess, akpu fly gate.” It makes no sense, but it still used to pain. 2. “You mess, all the fishes in the water say ‘are we safe?’” The ajepako was strong with this one. 3. “You mess, harmattan catch eba.” HOW, ABEG? 4. “You mess, 5 akara form voltron.” Hian! 5. “You mess, Babangida repeat primary 1.” Why did we drag Babangida into it? 6. “2 kuli kuli attack your village, nobody escape.” The kuli kuli must have been a badass. 7. “The finest girl for your village, na monkey dey toast am.” Why did this even pain us? 8. “The strongest man for your village, na hot eba kill am.” This still makes no sense. 9. “The tallest man for your village dey use ladder climb maggi.” Why is he even climbing maggi? 10. “The richest man for your village dey use shovel drink garri.” Wetin concern me? 11. “Your scatter scatter teeth like James Bond bullet.” Kai! This one used to pain. 12. “You shit here, shit here, shit here, dey find the LCM.” This one was just extra razz. 13. “You bombastic element.” Still don’t know what this means, but it used to pain. 14. “American dusting powder.” Every primary school girl’s favourite insult. 15. “Born by mistake.” Ouch! 16. “Water and garri make eba on your wedding day.” The most annoying answer to “what?” 17. “Tear tear, patch patch, omo baba shoemaker.” When you hear this song, you know there is hole somewhere. 18. If I slap you, you will see yourself in America... I can't stop laffing....... 1 Like |
| Re: Those Childhood Insults That Used To Pain Someone by Johntitus: 2:24pm On Jul 07, 2016 |
Then in my primary school days, I was kinda shy and a non-talker but can laugh when two people are showing their insult skills- it was very great then |
| Re: Those Childhood Insults That Used To Pain Someone by Nobody: 2:44pm On Jul 07, 2016 |
Lol, can relate 2 number 6. i easily cry in primary sch so i just kept my distance and enjoyed d show |
| Re: Those Childhood Insults That Used To Pain Someone by Tascocent(m): 3:11pm On Jul 07, 2016 |
gloria34:number 1 use to be a killer point back den...... U mess app fly gate. Lolz 1 Like |
| Re: Those Childhood Insults That Used To Pain Someone by Sall(m): 7:51pm On Jul 07, 2016 |
How about the tallest man for your village dey climb ladder before he kids him wife. 1 Like |
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