Most people wants to be successful, and severally, I have come across many articles telling Us “How to be successful”. However what of an article for those who doesn’t want to be successful? Believe it or not there are people who subconsciously don’t want to be successful.Must everybody be successful sef? Mshew, abeg all those who doesn’t want to be successful get In here lemme tell you just how to go about it and am sure you would have a wonderful unsuccessful life.

1.ALWAYS WAKE UP LATE:This one is very important. Whenever you wake up and you see its 7am in the morning just hiss and go back to bed. Why should you wake up early?? Is it by force? Sleep more……Till maybe 11am.If that is not enough make sure you sleep again.

2.IF YOU HAVE A JOB. TAKE SOME DAYS OFF:
Don’t go to work some days of the week… And don’t tell your boss. Must he know? Just relax at home when other people are working and feel the cool air.
Don’t worry about what the board would say… Who cares? You just want to be unsuccessful.

3.IF YOU DON’T HAVE A JOB. DON’T BOTHER:
If you don’t have a job now… You are even closer to being unsuccessful than you know. Don’t bother looking for one. Jobs are stressful, you have a big Boss always breathing down your neck, you have colleagues fighting to impress the big Boss so he doesn’t breath down their necks, you close late sometimes and miss your favorite TV show…. All this stress comes with having a job. Who needs all that?If you don’t have a job now, you’re doing fine.

4.DON’T START A BUSINESS:Never… I repeat never start a business! If you really are serious on your journey to not being successful. Then don’t start a business.
After all statistics say that 95% of start-up businesses fail. So what are the odds that you would be in that 5%.

5.DON’T SAVE. SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY:Money is meant to be spent. Why keep money in the bank when you would still spend it? Abeg spend it all!!!!
Don’t save anything. Any money that comes into your hands make sure it’s spent,even if it’s 20naira… Don’t keep that money! Buy chewing gum. You want to be unsuccessful remember??

6.QUARREL AND FIGHT ANYONE WHO WANTS TO HELP YOU:Some people just can’t mind their business… Did you ask them for help? When they try to help you make sure you do something that would make them not help you. Burn the bridges, all of them…. Make sure no bridge is left standing. Who needs their help? Don’t they know that you want to be unsuccessful?

7.WORK LESS, PLAY HARD! :The work hard, play hard shouldn’t apply to you. You mustn’t follow what everyone else is doing…. Work less, play hard! Hit that club every night and buy drinks for everyone you see… Who can be as unsuccessful as you are?

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