My girlfriend called me on phone and
she said: Hello honey, you know I love you so
much, I have been looking on how to prove my love
for you,
please Baby I want you to come to my House for a
launch
with your
Friends, I asked her, WHEN? She replied; any day
you will be
chance, I said okay and
the date was fixed.
I started informing my friends about
it and they all agreed to go with me, some
suspended what they would have gone to just to
follow me
to her house as demanded.
On the D.day, I and my friends were
set to leave and I called her baby we
are on our way to your house, and she replied
"please babe i can't wait to see
you guys" and we were very happy
but unfortunately when we got to her
house, I called her again to let her know that we are
close to
her house, she replied: "Baby are you serious?
Hahahahahaha, I was only joking oo, you know how
we
normally joke
naa".
I got embarrassed but I pretended, I ended the call.
I asked
my friends to know if they heard my conversation
with her
but they didn't, so i told them that she asked us to
wait at
the hotel that she will soon join us, we left to the
hotel and I
ordered for their needs. Shortly
I picked up my phone and shouted: WHAT? Guys
we need to
leave here now, I just received information now that
BH are
on their way to this place and we all left the Hotel.
None of my Friends knew what happened because
it would
have been so shameful to me.
IT'S NOW MY TURN TO JOKE
I called her, baby I just received a letter from my
Village that
I should come back
home for my Chieftaincy title and they said I should
not
come without taking a wife, you
know you are the only one I have so I want to
inform your parents and they should fix a date for
our
introduction and it should be next
week because we need to leave to the village
before this
month runs out. She was so happy and she
informed her
parents just as I ordered. They started preparing
and everything was in order.
On the fixed date, I was in the Office when my
phone rang,
She was the one calling,
Baby where are you? I replied: we are
close to your house, she happily said
Okay. After a while she called back to know where I
was
again, Baby where are you " she said"
I replied: Baby are you serious you
believed what I told you? Hehehehe I was only
joking ooooooooo, You know how we
use to joke na. She started calling me names
and said I am wicked!
PLEASE AM I WICKED

second leg is always harder than d first leg,but u re most brutal person.vengeance and retaliation is for god

Atayis:
second leg is always harder than d first leg,but u re most brutal person.vengeance and retaliation is for god

Okay bro.... Gonna keep that at d back of my mind. Thanks

Gentlesoul96:

Okay bro.... Gonna keep that at d back of my mind. Thanks

keep it at the front of your mind