1.Why do we call a building a building, if its already built?

2. If you replace the “W” in Where, What, and When with a “T”, you answer the question.

3. If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

Hmmm. Nice . Abeg Shey I Be Ftc ?

4. French fries aka. chips were not invented in France.

5. The plural of tooth is teeth, but the plural of booth is not beeth.

6. A guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

7. There is no egg in an eggplant

8. When the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out they are invisible.

9. Why is a “slim” chance and a “fat” chance the same thing?

10. We recite at a play and play at a recital.

11. We have noses that run, and feet that smell.

12. Place the word “ONLY” anywhere on this sentence..:

[b][/b]She told him that she loved him.

Ugh!

The English language everyone :-)
Please try to pronounce these:

she who cat be named

I*l just stick to my pidgin biko

Someone finally caught English somewhere. I love this.

This is interesting. Oyinbo koro

Hahahahaha!!

Na so jare!!! i like that face

Rashelany:
3. If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

His fellow humans

The first time I learnt that flammable and inflammable mean the same, I was like who were the drunk fellows who came up with this.

Rashelany:
12. Place the word “ONLY” anywhere on this sentence..:

[b][/b]She told him that she loved him.

wow I love this

When I learnt *Invaluable* means something with a great value i.e *Valuable*, I gave up on english. Lol

Rashelany:
12. Place the word “ONLY” anywhere on this sentence..:

[b][/b]She told him that she loved him.

Dem dey use us take dey play.

Woooah..english
Just a shitty language imposed on Nigerians.Our own wahala come pass the owners' sef

#OP

Nyc one

ok..

Lol

flammable and inflammable means the same thin

'Its high time we came here'...does this make sense?