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13 Times The English Language Made Absolutely No Sense At All by Rashelany: 2:33pm On Jul 13, 2016 |
1.Why do we call a building a building, if its already built? 7 Likes 1 Share
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Re: 13 Times The English Language Made Absolutely No Sense At All by Rashelany: 2:35pm On Jul 13, 2016 |
2. If you replace the “W” in Where, What, and When with a “T”, you answer the question. 13 Likes
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Re: 13 Times The English Language Made Absolutely No Sense At All by Rashelany: 2:36pm On Jul 13, 2016 |
3. If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? 19 Likes
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Re: 13 Times The English Language Made Absolutely No Sense At All by Nobody: 2:40pm On Jul 13, 2016 |
Hmmm. Nice . Abeg Shey I Be Ftc ? 1 Like |
Re: 13 Times The English Language Made Absolutely No Sense At All by Rashelany: 2:41pm On Jul 13, 2016 |
4. French fries aka. chips were not invented in France. 8 Likes
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Re: 13 Times The English Language Made Absolutely No Sense At All by Rashelany: 2:42pm On Jul 13, 2016 |
5. The plural of tooth is teeth, but the plural of booth is not beeth. 9 Likes
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Re: 13 Times The English Language Made Absolutely No Sense At All by Rashelany: 2:43pm On Jul 13, 2016 |
6. A guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. 13 Likes
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Re: 13 Times The English Language Made Absolutely No Sense At All by Rashelany: 2:43pm On Jul 13, 2016 |
7. There is no egg in an eggplant 10 Likes
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Re: 13 Times The English Language Made Absolutely No Sense At All by Rashelany: 2:44pm On Jul 13, 2016 |
8. When the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out they are invisible. 4 Likes 1 Share
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Re: 13 Times The English Language Made Absolutely No Sense At All by Rashelany: 2:46pm On Jul 13, 2016 |
9. Why is a “slim” chance and a “fat” chance the same thing? 7 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: 13 Times The English Language Made Absolutely No Sense At All by Rashelany: 2:47pm On Jul 13, 2016 |
10. We recite at a play and play at a recital. 5 Likes
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Re: 13 Times The English Language Made Absolutely No Sense At All by Rashelany: 2:48pm On Jul 13, 2016 |
11. We have noses that run, and feet that smell. 11 Likes 1 Share
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Re: 13 Times The English Language Made Absolutely No Sense At All by Rashelany: 2:53pm On Jul 13, 2016 |
12. Place the word “ONLY” anywhere on this sentence..: [b][/b]She told him that she loved him. 43 Likes 7 Shares
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Re: 13 Times The English Language Made Absolutely No Sense At All by Rashelany: 2:55pm On Jul 13, 2016 |
Ugh! The English language everyone :-) Please try to pronounce these: she who cat be named |
Re: 13 Times The English Language Made Absolutely No Sense At All by tammyboy1(m): 3:13pm On Jul 13, 2016 |
I*l just stick to my pidgin biko |
Re: 13 Times The English Language Made Absolutely No Sense At All by plainol(m): 3:16pm On Jul 13, 2016 |
Someone finally caught English somewhere. I love this. |
Re: 13 Times The English Language Made Absolutely No Sense At All by OgidiOlu3(m): 3:30pm On Jul 13, 2016 |
This is interesting. Oyinbo koro |
Re: 13 Times The English Language Made Absolutely No Sense At All by Layooluwa(f): 4:10pm On Jul 13, 2016 |
Hahahahaha!! |
Re: 13 Times The English Language Made Absolutely No Sense At All by DebbyChris(f): 4:40pm On Jul 13, 2016 |
Na so jare!!! i like that face |
Re: 13 Times The English Language Made Absolutely No Sense At All by prahcetomi(m): 4:53pm On Jul 13, 2016 |
Rashelany:His fellow humans |
Re: 13 Times The English Language Made Absolutely No Sense At All by ikbnice(m): 5:05pm On Jul 13, 2016 |
The first time I learnt that flammable and inflammable mean the same, I was like who were the drunk fellows who came up with this. 5 Likes |
Re: 13 Times The English Language Made Absolutely No Sense At All by dtruseeker(m): 5:16pm On Jul 13, 2016 |
Rashelany:wow I love this |
Re: 13 Times The English Language Made Absolutely No Sense At All by DerKlassiker: 5:28pm On Jul 13, 2016 |
When I learnt *Invaluable* means something with a great value i.e *Valuable*, I gave up on english. Lol 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 13 Times The English Language Made Absolutely No Sense At All by elvision1(m): 5:36pm On Jul 13, 2016 |
Rashelany: Dem dey use us take dey play. 1 Like |
Re: 13 Times The English Language Made Absolutely No Sense At All by fawaz050(m): 5:39pm On Jul 13, 2016 |
Woooah..english Just a shitty language imposed on Nigerians.Our own wahala come pass the owners' sef |
Re: 13 Times The English Language Made Absolutely No Sense At All by stiflerdrug: 6:02pm On Jul 13, 2016 |
#OP 1 Like
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Re: 13 Times The English Language Made Absolutely No Sense At All by alpacino2014(m): 6:14pm On Jul 13, 2016 |
Nyc one |
Re: 13 Times The English Language Made Absolutely No Sense At All by 7inches: 6:46pm On Jul 13, 2016 |
ok.. |
Re: 13 Times The English Language Made Absolutely No Sense At All by Nobody: 7:05pm On Jul 13, 2016 |
Lol |
Re: 13 Times The English Language Made Absolutely No Sense At All by geraldmezi(m): 7:07pm On Jul 13, 2016 |
flammable and inflammable means the same thin 1 Like |
Re: 13 Times The English Language Made Absolutely No Sense At All by olafum1(m): 7:32pm On Jul 13, 2016 |
Re: 13 Times The English Language Made Absolutely No Sense At All by iykemoney90(m): 7:59pm On Jul 13, 2016 |
'Its high time we came here'...does this make sense? 1 Like |
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