1. When they insult you
at home but defend you
in public.






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2. When they say “we are only beating you because we love you.”

3. When they call you to come and eat right after beating you.

4. When they allow you to go and take extra meat.

5. When they still give you offering money even as an adult.

6. When they always find
a way to bring home
food from owambes for
you.

7. When your relatives
try to report you to your
parents and they give
them:

8. When they spend an
eternity praying for you
whenever you’re about
to travel.

9. When they buy you a
phone that is more
expensive than their
own.

10. When your sibling
chooks mouth when they
are scolding you and
they turn and face them.

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11. When they start trying to play with you right after punishing you.

When dey send u airtime while in sch n u wanna call them to appreciate n they busy ur call only to call u back n tell u nt to wast ur credit,
when they try to matchmake u with nkechi d pastors daughter simply cos shes a good girl n a wife material.

12. When they make you stay home in the name of keeping you safe.

13. When you misbehave but your mother doesn’t report you to your father.

14. When you call your father to ‘greet him’ and he just asks:

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