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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught With Expo Before? Share Your Experience by Osiris16: 10:07pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
OP you are very funny indeed, I laughed so hard, great write up I didn't want the story to end. Thoroughly enjoyable. |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught With Expo Before? Share Your Experience by luckingcurvy(f): 10:08pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
was a reader in school all the way from first year,that my course mate do photocopy my summarize book. carried in case I forget but don't really use them, them my final year(always final year 2nd semester) devil said he want to work, one thing is that the Mumy lecturer came only once to sell his text book ( the thing got us angry coz it was a borrowed course) anyway, we bought d book but common ,u need to see all those books on entrepreneurs u will hate school and d nigga said his going to set all, I read d one I could and took like 3answers I know will come out, the faithful day I have finished and was passing to my friend, I don monitor movement are say all the leturers dey far, not knowing that they brought one small lady. ahhhh the girl don mark me( am tall. wear shako recommended glasses) fine one. as I was passing it the lady came and said give me, meeeee I don't hide am immediately I heard voice way no resemble my friend own, she took my paper and said I should leave I told her to summit it bfor I leave, for hall that's how my dept lecture that do pick me from home at times came and ask WATS up, I. told her and she vouched that I can't do such, tanks to her I submitted but d Mumy girl minus a sweet 40 marks Wetin I write . I lock up, for back go c d man the man ate my clean 15k, at least I got a C( half bread is better than one chin chin. u won't believe it I now saw the girl in my church as chorister dry sing me day dance. I swear to God I for treat her Bleep up if I hadn't pass that course. I don mean am but God save her. 1 Like |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught With Expo Before? Share Your Experience by Nobody: 10:11pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
justicejay:whisperer |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught With Expo Before? Share Your Experience by medexico(m): 10:19pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
buharisbae: Which kind first? |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught With Expo Before? Share Your Experience by jaggabban: 10:19pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
I was a book boy who loves calculation so much so everyfin @ 100level was simple to me. I hardly stayed at the front in the class cos I knew I would just read ppl's note and pass. Yeah all those PHY, CHEM, MTH etc I scattered them. Now there was this course called library with zero(0) unit, no effect on GP. As a result, I went to its lecture jus once but I would always copy its assignment and submit then go for girls On the day of its examination, I could only read few pages cos no calculation it was all about codes so put the rest I couldn't insert in my brain on a small sheet of paper. Come see how I dey shake like say efcc wan interview me, I tot I get liver. As I brought the AK47 out to complete the last question not knowing one new lecturer noticed me removing the AK47 but thank God she was nice may be because she was new. She came directly to me and said drop that thing on the floor with low voice so other lecturers couldn't hear. OBoi come see sweat ooo my cloth got soaked immediately. I silently dropped and she stylishly picked it and hid it. I jst stood up, submit and left with praises. |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught With Expo Before? Share Your Experience by RichieDaVinci01(m): 10:20pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
Well mine was during Waec shaa....... . . Me and my guys don plan formation for hostel.divided the chips into 4 and tagged it to each person it was going to cycled among us ..seemed like a very good plan shey until this sanlori invigilator naa came and scattered formation so I wrote the one with me e con' remain chip no2 from sammie according to plan he shouldda just passed it but sammie was faraweey and it had to get to me by all means possible so after plenty face language(cuz you dare not talk or use sign language are you mad) he agreed to throw it as he just threw it.....it was still in mid air when the man went for the catch still can't believe how he got there(still don't know) told my friend to bring his paper but I said I was the one who threw it instead (cuz guy code) I begged oh jesus I BEGGED he checked my paper checked the chips didn't correlate told me to stand for minutes....... finished exams |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught With Expo Before? Share Your Experience by Yian1(m): 10:21pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
Mine was not expo. That was in pt 1. As we were given the question papers on that fateful day, I glanced through it and noticed that I could hardly solve 5 out of the 30 questions. After about 15 mins of not knowing how to solve it, I said to myself "I can't just surrender and hang my pen and get an 'F' when the results come out. I must find a way". So I had to look to the left and right to do the next thing(I hope that you understand). So while watching the invigilator carefully, I quickly copied 17 questions from my partners. As I wanted to get answer to the 18th question, a professor of the course I was doing its exam entered the room and saw my neck turned 180degrees. The next thing was : Hey, stand up! You have the gut to ask your friend while I'm with you...you must be stupid. I couldn't deny it because he caught me red handed and arguing with a professor really frightened me. To cut it short, my answer sheet was collected and I got the lowest mark in my department when the results came out. 1 Like |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught With Expo Before? Share Your Experience by medexico(m): 10:22pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
luckingcurvy: This write up needs a lot of editing. 5 Likes |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught With Expo Before? Share Your Experience by omofabulous(f): 10:23pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
martineverest:yea you are right only lazy people look for short cut lol |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught With Expo Before? Share Your Experience by Crixina(f): 10:23pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
i didn't read the long story...but the topic itself, later someone will open a thread on how lecturers are mean, with this kind of thread, i sorry for own system of education. |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught With Expo Before? Share Your Experience by JFT24(m): 10:29pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
. Let me start by saying I detest Economics, because of the its bulkiness [b] During my secondary days, Game house used to be my class (from Sega to PS 1&2), in fact I was addicted to game. I don't normally enter class if not for test, exam or maybe the class teacher will be coming for attendance. in summary, 3rd term is the only term that I used to be student. And I always enquire about the number of credits for promotion before hand. Normally, SS2 to SS3 usually uses 4 credit for promotion. So I already targeted Math, Bio,Geo,Phy. Unfortunately, few days to our exam the rumor broke that the principal have decided to use 5 credits for promotion from SS2 to SS3. Meanwhile, that time it was only economics that I haven't written. I was very cold, am to write the course I don't even know what entails in 2 days time. I was confused, because their is nothing like reading and understand na to only smuggle 'egun' into d exam hall. In a nutshell, me and my seat mate whose mum was the school typewriter then smuggled the life question with stamped answer sheet a day to exam. We filled the answer booklet in and out. On the day of the exam, few minutes after the invigilator shared our booklet and question, we just swapped the answer sheet and do you know what happened afterwards...... ........ I passed that economics for the 1st and last time. thank God it was successful. But, to be sincere I turn a new leaf during my university days. I was averagely good, so that was my last expo. Thanks [/b] Note: am open for PS challenge from anyone anytime ooooo, e still dae body |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught With Expo Before? Share Your Experience by jadareese: 10:30pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
waywardpikin:funny situation indeed ... bt dis story sounds like something out of my uniben days...lol 1 Like |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught With Expo Before? Share Your Experience by Stanleywaxy(m): 10:31pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
Ishilove:Lwkmd ! 1 Like |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught With Expo Before? Share Your Experience by Aviero: 10:34pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
Ishilove:Lol. But it was terrible. Yes, I have. |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught With Expo Before? Share Your Experience by jennifer10066(f): 10:37pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
LOL.i dont do expo! But i'll share how they caught a girl in my class way back then while writing waec. It was a literature exam we were having that day,the paper was to start by 10:20am.while People were reading to refresh their memories this mumu stupid girl was telling me how she'll take her phone inside the exam hall that she doesnt even know anything. I was even begging her not to do expo bt she didnt answer. We were then asked to come into the hall for the exam as they were distributing the exam paper to us the girl was smiling at me! When the invigilator had finished distributing papers and settled down,guess what happened?!! THE MUMU GIRL PHONE WAS RINGING! She naw said Ahh jENNIFER MY PHONE IS RINGING,MY PHONE IS RINGING,MY PHONE IS RINGING! The invigilator nw came to her to seize the phone from her. As she was bringing out the phone the invigilator nw shouted "AND YOU HID THE PHONE IN YOUR PANT! You this stupid girl fine for nothing girl,she was so embarrassed. SHE DIDNT EVEN WRITE ANYTHING AT ALL TILL WE FINISHED THE PAPER SHA SHE WAS JUST SMILING AT ME. 4 Likes |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught With Expo Before? Share Your Experience by ameezy(m): 10:38pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
My own na waec o but i wasn't caught They call me chokesman
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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught With Expo Before? Share Your Experience by BIGkoboko: 10:40pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
LOL KEEP THE COMMENT COMING. |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught With Expo Before? Share Your Experience by engrhorla(m): 10:46pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
4 Likes |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught With Expo Before? Share Your Experience by chaberry(m): 10:47pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
I will tell mine later |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught With Expo Before? Share Your Experience by simeonkoolluck(m): 10:47pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
Only God can save someone and sometimes your also saves you cause my name is Lucky... Fast to my story it was during my waec exam,I hate maths but I'm not so bad in it so as we were writing the exam some teachers arranged answers for us to copy just only three answers o out of ten questions as i was just codedly pasting my expo to my answer sheet that was how an external invigilator came in,eehhh all the teachers that gave us expo collected everything back sharply except mine and I was sitting beside the window oh boy sharpaly i threw my expo outside unknown to me that i threw my question paper along with the expo outside kai my head wan scatter as i realize.... See the devil's handwork o straight the external invigilator just came to me upon how i pretend say everything dey okay as i was cursing my bad luck that day,she took my answer sheet looked at me with a quizzed face then she asked some questions from me which i answered, i don't know how she didn't manage to asked for my question paper tho i was with two answer sheet so i was just working and writing on the other answer sheet as if i know what I'm writing then i just told her "ma i want to use the answer sheet with you I'm trying not to forget some formula" she just gave me the sheet and told me to do my exams well oh boy that was how i escape what could have sent me to prison cause that woman eye dey red 1 Like |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught With Expo Before? Share Your Experience by bigfrancis21: 10:47pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
Ishilove: Lmao! That was one hella story. You are quite good at telling stories. 2 Likes |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught With Expo Before? Share Your Experience by XfStyle: 10:54pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught With Expo Before? Share Your Experience by Dinocarex(m): 11:02pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
jaggabban: Futa?? |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught With Expo Before? Share Your Experience by joinnow: 11:02pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
For your information not me ooooo. The guy swallowed it after he was caught then the invigilator but coke cola for him to drink to digest it well well |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught With Expo Before? Share Your Experience by Nobody: 11:02pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
mrwonlasewonie:same with me...i finished from the university with majority of my course lecturers not knowing my name...am sure if i go tomorrow sef to get something dey wnt know me.....so y will some1 like me carry expo, when i no get lecturer friend to beg. i just kukuma read and respect myself. 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught With Expo Before? Share Your Experience by Nobody: 11:06pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
buharisbae:You "carried expo"? We're not surprised. 1 Like |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught With Expo Before? Share Your Experience by Nobody: 11:07pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
engrhorla:na him be say the guy no be knw anything frm wen dem born am. My apology though, that's if he's offended. 2 Likes |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught With Expo Before? Share Your Experience by Nobody: 11:09pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
buharisbae:haba Buhari's bae, and your boo dey fight quarapsian... anyways, I was never caught with an expo cause I kinda did mine codedly...But I don repent sha, I dey even read for tomorrow paper now sef |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught With Expo Before? Share Your Experience by ajibowo11(m): 11:20pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
i was caught @ jss 3 though i attended a private skul so we are not that much so what i brougt in was able to feed everybody bt when i was caught i was beaten so bad and ask to mention the other culprit which i did nt and i was punished tru out that day so that make me the jesus of my class mates then |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught With Expo Before? Share Your Experience by Nathanieloo7(m): 11:28pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
Make I no lie many times |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught With Expo Before? Share Your Experience by centboy123456(m): 11:32pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
buharisbae: U need to let's go of the past and face the fur sure |
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught With Expo Before? Share Your Experience by centboy123456(m): 11:34pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
1 Like |
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