You must answer “NO” to the question “Have you eaten?”



“Ah! You want to starve to death?”

When they now cook for you, you must tell them you are not eating



“Ahn ahn! How can?”

You must go their house slimmer than the last time they saw you



“Are they not feeding you at home?”

You must call your older siblings and cousins by their first name (not brother or aunty)



“Ah! You lack respect sha.”

Grand moms can spoil you ehn! God bless my grandma..I love her .

You must reject their natural medicines when you are sick



“What is aspirin? My friend come and drink agbo!”

When they ask you what you want to become, make sure you don’t say lawyer or doctor



“You want to disgrace our family abi?”

In fact, say you don’t want to go to school



“HAYYYYYY kuku kill me oh!”

If you are in the area they live, don’t visit them



“What if I die tomorrow nko? Will you not see me before I die?”

You must show them that you take after your other side of the family



“But I thought you were one of us. “

Even though you understand their language, speak only English to them



“Hayyy this world has spoilt. I blame your parents.”

Take longer than 2 hours after you graduate from school to marry



“What are you waiting for?”

When you marry, take longer than 9 months and 1 day to start giving them great grandchildren



“Time is going oh!”

In fact just say you don’t want to marry



“What are you even talking?”

http://zikoko.com/general/how-to-give-your-nigerian-grandparents-headache/

Lalasticlala Obinoscopy

Haha

Skarlet no go kill person

Hahahahaha!!, or get a tattoo in a place they can see it. Na to drag you to church for deliverance sure past

skarlett:
When they ask you what you want to become, make sure you don’t say lawyer or doctor



“You want to disgrace our family abi?”

This is true. My great-grand said that the reason she said NO when my uncle wanted to study law was because lawyers are buried face down when they die. It is a disgrace according to her.

ipledge10:
Haha

Sk.arlet no go kill person

you give them headache ni

Tenkobos:
This is true. My great-grand said that the reason she said NO when my uncle wanted to study law was because lawyers are buried face down when they die. It is a disgrace according to her.

Lol! Your granny is funny but the post is sacarstic. What it really means is that grandparents rate doctors and lawyers higher than any other profession. So if you indicate an interest in anything other than the two, they'll feel disappointed.

PushPlay:
Grand moms can spoil you ehn!
God bless my grandma..I love her .

Me too

Tell them you not going to go church with them during holidays. They'll tell you how the devil has successfully built mansion in you

Take longer than 2 hours!!!!

And this applies mostly to the ladies

STFUareyouG0d:
Tell them you not going to go church with them during holidays. They'll tell you how the devil has successfully built mansion in you

Or you've joined a gang #gangantichrist

Feranchek:
Take longer than 2 hours!!!!
And this applies mostly to the ladies

True that

skarlett:
You must reject their natural medicines when you are sick



“What is aspirin? My friend come and drink agbo!”

Hilarious!

I miss my grandma.

Grandmoms are just something else, too bad I didn't get to hang much around my maternal grandmother before her passing.

My paternal grandma is now in her very old age and still hasn't stopped disturbing my life anytime we see, she's the one that even gives me headache.
The woman still tries to carry me with all my weight on top of those her tiny feeble-looking legs.

It's good enough I don't get to see her a lot...and even if I wanted to, her travel schedule is like 10× more busy than mine - that mama dey travel go everywhere.

Don't you just love grandparents? Especially grandmothers.

My maternal grandmother is something.she is a perfectionist. Anything less,man u r in trouble.don't even shake your legs when you r asleep,just sleep like a gentleman... Lol