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13 Things You’ll Find In Every Nigerian Bathroom by Nobody: 5:25pm On Jul 20, 2016
1. The real bathroom in a Nigerian home:




The bathroom begins and ends inside that bucket.

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Re: 13 Things You’ll Find In Every Nigerian Bathroom by Nobody: 5:26pm On Jul 20, 2016
2. Those colourful sponges that look like net singlet:




Everyone in the house has a different colour.

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Re: 13 Things You’ll Find In Every Nigerian Bathroom by horlamelekan(m): 5:28pm On Jul 20, 2016
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Re: 13 Things You’ll Find In Every Nigerian Bathroom by obiorathesubtle: 5:29pm On Jul 20, 2016
suzan404:
1. The real bathroom in a Nigerian home:





The bathroom begins and ends inside that bucket.
grin I thought it was only our house o.. Chai!

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Re: 13 Things You’ll Find In Every Nigerian Bathroom by Young03(m): 5:31pm On Jul 20, 2016
Op u c ur life
wht of us wey de village wey de use open roof bathroom made of palm frog

u go include am join here before I start believing wat ur talking abt

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Re: 13 Things You’ll Find In Every Nigerian Bathroom by Nobody: 5:32pm On Jul 20, 2016
3. That local sponge that looks like bird nest:




To wash away your sins.

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Re: 13 Things You’ll Find In Every Nigerian Bathroom by kiddoiLL(m): 5:35pm On Jul 20, 2016
spreads mat n drops his pillow
Re: 13 Things You’ll Find In Every Nigerian Bathroom by Nobody: 5:36pm On Jul 20, 2016
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Re: 13 Things You’ll Find In Every Nigerian Bathroom by Nobody: 5:36pm On Jul 20, 2016
4. The bathroom slippers that your mother has used to stone you.




This is where their marksmanship shines.

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Re: 13 Things You’ll Find In Every Nigerian Bathroom by Nobody: 5:39pm On Jul 20, 2016
suzan404:
3. That local sponge that looks like bird nest:


To wash away your sins.

Reminds me of boarding school days, the only alternative when you lose your colourful sponge. grin
Re: 13 Things You’ll Find In Every Nigerian Bathroom by Nobody: 5:40pm On Jul 20, 2016
5. A million toothbrushes when there are just 4 people in the house:




Nigerians don’t know how to throw away
toothbrush.

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Re: 13 Things You’ll Find In Every Nigerian Bathroom by flexyfit(f): 5:51pm On Jul 20, 2016
lolzz...the local sponge...then my mum will buy it...and said it's will remove all the dirt on ur body...then ur skin will be shining....lol...
Re: 13 Things You’ll Find In Every Nigerian Bathroom by DucheSsMerezz(f): 5:54pm On Jul 20, 2016
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Re: 13 Things You’ll Find In Every Nigerian Bathroom by Pheals(f): 5:56pm On Jul 20, 2016
yeye thread this days
Re: 13 Things You’ll Find In Every Nigerian Bathroom by Nobody: 5:59pm On Jul 20, 2016
6. All the toothpastes we have unofficially named 'Closeup'



They're all 'Closeup'. Go and argue in your house grin

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Re: 13 Things You’ll Find In Every Nigerian Bathroom by PeachyP(f): 6:03pm On Jul 20, 2016
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Re: 13 Things You’ll Find In Every Nigerian Bathroom by Nobody: 6:03pm On Jul 20, 2016
7. The toothpaste no one wants to accept has finished

It must not waste.

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Re: 13 Things You’ll Find In Every Nigerian Bathroom by horlamelekan(m): 6:06pm On Jul 20, 2016
suzan404:
7. The toothpaste no one wants to accept has finished



It must not waste.
grin

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Re: 13 Things You’ll Find In Every Nigerian Bathroom by Nobody: 6:06pm On Jul 20, 2016
8. That container filled with water, just in case.



Can't trust the tap in a Nigerian house.

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Re: 13 Things You’ll Find In Every Nigerian Bathroom by teekay213(m): 6:12pm On Jul 20, 2016
U TRY!
Re: 13 Things You’ll Find In Every Nigerian Bathroom by Nobody: 6:21pm On Jul 20, 2016
9. The floor rag is just a retired towel.



Your mother will kill you if you don't take it out to dry after every bath.

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Re: 13 Things You’ll Find In Every Nigerian Bathroom by Nobody: 6:22pm On Jul 20, 2016
10. The heater that hasn't worked in years.

Why are you even there?

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Re: 13 Things You’ll Find In Every Nigerian Bathroom by Nobody: 6:24pm On Jul 20, 2016
11. When you see this, you know the most annoying chore is about to go down.



Ugh! The worst.

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Re: 13 Things You’ll Find In Every Nigerian Bathroom by Nobody: 6:26pm On Jul 20, 2016
12. The soaps we all grew up with.

The smell of Tura was the worst.

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Re: 13 Things You’ll Find In Every Nigerian Bathroom by Nobody: 6:28pm On Jul 20, 2016
13. The bathing soap Nigerians have turned into washing soap.



Has anyone actually used it to bath?

http://www.zikoko.com/list/nigerian-bathroom/

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Re: 13 Things You’ll Find In Every Nigerian Bathroom by KingRex1(m): 7:22pm On Jul 20, 2016
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Re: 13 Things You’ll Find In Every Nigerian Bathroom by Nobody: 7:25pm On Jul 20, 2016
Young03:
Op u c ur life

wht of us wey de village wey de use open roof bathroom made of palm frog


u go include am join here before I start believing wat ur talking abt
Palm front and not palm frog
Re: 13 Things You’ll Find In Every Nigerian Bathroom by Mediapace: 8:21pm On Jul 20, 2016
It has already been posted miss suzan404 and it was even posted before yours

https://www.nairaland.com/3238793/13-things-youll-find-every#47729363

cc lalasticlala
Re: 13 Things You’ll Find In Every Nigerian Bathroom by naniawini(f): 8:27pm On Jul 20, 2016
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Re: 13 Things You’ll Find In Every Nigerian Bathroom by Nobody: 8:28pm On Jul 20, 2016
Mediapace:
It has already been posted miss suzan404 and it was even posted before yours

https://www.nairaland.com/3238793/13-things-youll-find-every#47729363

cc lalasticlala
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Re: 13 Things You’ll Find In Every Nigerian Bathroom by Mediapace: 8:36pm On Jul 20, 2016
What happen?
suzan404:
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Re: 13 Things You’ll Find In Every Nigerian Bathroom by Nobody: 8:54pm On Jul 20, 2016
Mediapace:
What happen?
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