1. When you tell your mother you’re sick and she says “you’re strong in Jesus’ name.”




Amen! But I’m still vomiting sha.

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2. How your parents see themselves when you fall sick:



You people are now doctors, abi?

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3. When your mother feels your forehead to check your temperature.




Hian! Is it only malaria?

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4. The real doctors in every Nigerian home


Nigerian parents not-so-secret weapon.

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5. “I have a cold.” “I was shot in my leg.” “I was hit by a trailer.”



Robb is the answer when you don’t even know the question.

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6. The last stop before your parents actually take you to a hospital



Can’t even imagine using it to cook. It is anointing oil now and forever.

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7. The sick Nigerian’s unofficial diet



THE BEST.

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8. When you think sickness will stop you from going to school.



When its not that you are dead.

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9. When your parents still wake you up to go and wash pot.




Hay God!

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10. Your mother, when you fall sick on a Sunday.



Holy Spirit will heal you.

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11. When you vomit in front of your parents.



That’s the only explanation.

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12. When your parents suddenly start acting nice to you.



Oh? I should fall sick more often.

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Dead by no.1

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13. Your mother, if your sickness lasts longer than 4 days



Better get up.





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So hilarious!
Please tell me it's not from zikoko again

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jagugu88li:
Dead by no.1

Lol, don't ooo, first call lalasticlala and dominque

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Yuneehk:
So hilarious!

Please tell me it's not from zikoko again

Lol, actually...









Source:


http://zikoko.com/list/sick-nigerian-home/

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8. When you think sickness will stop you from going to school.

When its not that you are dead.

Dead!

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Lwkm,

jagugu88li:
Dead by no.1

That no 1 killed me as well!

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LMAO. Very funny. All the. foods they don't give you on a normal day, they will ask if you will eat

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Nancy2016:


Ha ha ha. This is so funny but true. Easiest way to get your thread pushed to the front page.

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I remember those days, whenever I got sick I get pampered and do nothing at home, eat whatever I wanted whenever I wanted it and I'll wish not to get well again but the plan never works out.

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