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Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 3:30pm On Sep 16, 2009 |
as big as you are you want chope cheese balls |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by CuteAngel(f): 3:33pm On Sep 16, 2009 |
Ben why you come disappear like that? |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 3:38pm On Sep 16, 2009 |
no mind me, I just travel to another locality, I don see you na. |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Abbeycity4(f): 3:43pm On Sep 16, 2009 |
Lair u fit travel ni? |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by CuteAngel(f): 3:45pm On Sep 16, 2009 |
Him travel for dream so im tink say na real |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 3:51pm On Sep 16, 2009 |
Abbey think say I be like am sha |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by tytylayor: 4:14pm On Sep 16, 2009 |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by sylve11: 5:43pm On Sep 16, 2009 |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by flexystar(f): 5:49pm On Sep 16, 2009 |
kudos!! Ben u try. |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by bashydemy(m): 2:37am On Sep 17, 2009 |
Abbey_city:why not he just travel to yaba left |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by CrazyMan(m): 6:08am On Sep 17, 2009 |
Bu ha ha ha |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 9:21am On Sep 17, 2009 |
you dey happy say you want travel to yaba left |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Abbeycity4(f): 11:04am On Sep 17, 2009 |
Ben-10:hw u go b me wen u're nt me |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 1:33pm On Sep 17, 2009 |
abeg carry ya two left legs waka pass |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Abbeycity4(f): 2:23pm On Sep 17, 2009 |
& ur two eye dat wen u luk sokoto person go think say na kanu u dey look |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 2:37pm On Sep 17, 2009 |
do you mean half past four? that's dickele na |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Abbeycity4(f): 2:52pm On Sep 17, 2009 |
lol y u dey lyk to dey turn everythng 4 deckele's head nw |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 2:55pm On Sep 17, 2009 |
the guy na the architect of all the problems wey dey this world |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 3:00pm On Sep 17, 2009 |
Sylve was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly, "I have something I must confess." "There's no need to," his wife replied. "No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace. I slept with you, r sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!" "I know, I know," she replied. "Now just rest and let the poison work" |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Abbeycity4(f): 3:10pm On Sep 17, 2009 |
ben u bed o, u knw it |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by tytylayor: 7:36am On Sep 18, 2009 |
yes now, ben bend |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 9:08am On Sep 18, 2009 |
A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy." "And frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a rising big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Williams, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. I used to baby-sit him for his parents. And he, too, has been a real disappointment to me. He's lazy, bigoted, he has a drinking problem. The man can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the shoddiest in the entire state. Yes, I know him." At this point, the judge rapped the courtroom to silence and called both counselors to the bench. In a very quiet voice, he said with menace, "If either of you asks her if she knows me, you'll be in jail for contempt within 5 minutes!" 2 Likes |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by tytylayor: 9:16am On Sep 18, 2009 |
where's d pishure? |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 9:24am On Sep 18, 2009 |
see am 1 Like
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Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by tytylayor: 9:26am On Sep 18, 2009 |
hehehehe |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 9:31am On Sep 18, 2009 |
abeg laugh it out! no dey laugh like oluranti |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by tytylayor: 9:34am On Sep 18, 2009 |
shwuuu , y u bring dat one hia i'll report u |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 9:39am On Sep 18, 2009 |
I been think say na ya landlord neighbour o |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 11:19am On Sep 18, 2009 |
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy." "Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above. "Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples." "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." "What's a 'man,' Lord?" "This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat, and be vainglorious; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger, faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly aroused, but since you've being complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your, ah, physical needs. He'll be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so he'll also need your advise to think properly." "Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. "What's the catch, Lord?" "Yeah, well, you can have him on one condition." "What's that, Lord?" "As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring, So you'll have to let him believe that I made him first, So, just remember, it's our secret, Woman-to-woman!" 2 Likes |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 1:02pm On Sep 18, 2009 |
On the first day of college, the dean/principal addresses the students pointing out some of the rules. "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined N200 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined N600. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of N1800. ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS?". To this, a male student in the crowd inquires: "HOW MUCH FOR A COMPLETE SEASON?" 1 Like |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by sexyLeamon(f): 1:03pm On Sep 18, 2009 |
nice work ban, keep it up 1 Like |
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by FBS: 1:04pm On Sep 18, 2009 |
Cracking. |
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