Eeh ya,but its interesting copy and paste.

post ya link

you go wait till eternity cos the guy dey borrow system once in a month

clap for ben everybody ;d

ben is becoming useful to the community

winch! hope you never suck that tin 2day

This is my cat's version of chasing a mouse!!!?!!!

A priest walked into a barber shop in Surulere, After he got his haircut, he asked how much it would be. The barber said, "No charge. I consider it a service to the Lord."
The next morning, the barber came to work and there were 12 prayer books and a thank you note from the priest in front of the door.

Later that day, a police officer came in and got his hair cut. He then asked how much it was. The barber said, "No charge. I consider it a service to the community."
The next morning, he came to work and there were a dozen donuts and a thank you note from the police officer.

Then, a Senator came in and got a haircut. When he was done he asked how much it was. The barber said, "No charge. I consider it a service to the country."

The next morning, the barber came to work and there were 12 Senators in front of the door.

The boss came early in the morning one day and found his
manager kissing his secretary.

He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?"

The manager replied: "No, sir, this I do free of charge.

sharp manager!!! i guess dat's Ben

no be you be oga secretary??

Young heartthrob, Dani refused to go shirtless and told his
screaming female fans that he can't do that because he's
got a girl!

Captain! hmm! hmm!!

ur boxers, if u r kind enoff

that dirty boxers? na wa 4 u sef.

u dey talk as if e nor neat pass dat ur weak torn boxers

atleast its clean and well patched

which of una better pass? wey una legs na bow and K at d same time

u've never said a foolish thing nor never did a wise one

laff matter

oga update ya profile make you wkp

him nor fit

Tha guy enjoy the place na dani nearly kill am with whip

thank God u came to his rescue

lol

see this ewu signature

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A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an Envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.'

With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.


[b]Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.


I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it' s not only the passion, Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy.

She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.
We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.

We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.

In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.

Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love, Your Son John


PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I 'm over at Tommy's house.
I Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a Report card That's in my center desk drawer.

Call me when it's safe to come home. [/b]