;d

winkster

do ya own

i just bruised my eyes wen peeping at dickele

where you stay dey work ya flat ass off

i no knw o!

clemcykul:

i just bruised my eyes wen peeping at dickele

lair!

Dani and Clems went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they were exhausted and went to sleep.

Some hours later, Clems awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

"Dani, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Dani replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?" Clems said.

Dani pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo,

Timewise, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that The lord is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have, a beautiful day tomorrow.

"What does it tell you?" Dani asked.

Clems was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Dani, you idiot, Someone has stolen our tent."

A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger.

He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, "Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on!"

So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his demise, he saw the cook take the meat pie and flatten it under her arm pit.

He says, "That's disgusting!"

Then the waitress said, "You think that's disgusting? you should see her make donuts."

Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly.

2nd Child: Why are you crying?

1st Child: I came here for a blood test.

2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?

1st Child: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.

At this, the second one started crying profusely.

The first one was astonished.

1st Child: Why are you crying now?

2nd Child: I came for a urine test !

cn dis b4, but still tight anyway

;d ;d

abeg clear enter gutter where ya mates dem dey.

see ya scatter scatter tits like winch own

long time

I sure say na you I see last nite

lol can dis b bashy but ben u no get secret o

Really nice

is it Bashiru dat is really nice? or moi

she's referring to me dude

ok, i don hear

I was talking about Ben-10

kool jokes

keep em coming, am really having fun ;d

winch wetin u dey do for amstertdam?

Kunbee thnx

i dey on important mission as par winchie

with that ya K-le I sure say no guy go whiz for u

no be every guy dey smoke garri for morning like u

Twinny, accept the sad truth na

say who die?

i go slap u na