Shit happens

For dat ya face me i slap u house abi?

na that ur yeye hand u wan use slap??


shiorrr

Who dis Tejuosho market woman dey talk to gan sef?

LOL Ben no go kill me with laffter

Studio43, wear your trouser well na

I dey complain?

see ur life? simple instruction wear ur trouser, u cant obey!

omo see load

One rainy Sunday afternoon, a young couple were on their way to their Church to get married. On the way there, their car lost control and slammed into a telephone pole - killing them both instantly.

The couple soon found themselves standing in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, welcoming them to Heaven. The young woman asks Peter if they could get married in Heaven, since their time on Earth was cut short. He replies that he'll get back with them on that request.

A month later, St. Peter finds them and announces that they can - in fact - get married in Heaven. To his surprise, the woman asks "Just wondering, if things don't work out, will we be able to get a divorce?"

With a stern look in his eye, Peter blurts out "Look lady, it took me a month to find a preacher up here, you really think I'm gonna find a lawyer?"

carry all these your outdated jokes comot from here, bingo weere!

Let me pretend I didn't hear someone speak

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.'' The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!''

The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''

yeeeeeeeeeeeee! ela oju mefa! see spiking!

benji, how market?

LOL I be like trader

pls gimme two cups of crayfish pls

pls gimme two cups of crayfish

confused winch

lol winchie

That's your new name

ehhr! no!

u look hungry

what happened last night? you cow!

nothing happened u lily livered chicken.

*prepares coffee for dickele*
have this and dont sleep, i really enjoy ur company online

see bribery and corruption accompanied with a smile

ben wat have i done to you? u want to kill me with bad breath?


somebody help!

Dickele has not had a bath since last month.

my gawd!
lmao

try taking a bath at least for 3hrs

useful piece of advice to the world most dirtiest man

He's proud of the award, so don't expect him to bath in 3yrs.