Until u let go of dat hen u do screw day & night

what hen? your kolo don increase by 1

A pompous self made grocer named Bates gets his son into an expensive private school.

On day One, the whole family is there to see the little blighter begin his first day at school.

The grocer, his family in tow, saunters into the principal's office and introduces himself thus: "I am Sir Shortweight Bates. This is my wife, Lady Bates, my daughter Miss Bates and my son Master Bates."

"Oh does he?" asks the bemused principal, "we will soon get him out of that terrible habit."

An elderly man went to a doctor with multiple complaints.

"I see spots before my eyes," he said.
"It's due to old age," said the doctor.

"No food agrees with me," said the man.
"That too is due to old age," said the doctor. "The
digestive system becomes weaker as we grow older."

"My back is giving trouble," persisted the man. "Sometimes
the pain becomes unbearable."
"Old age," said the doctor.

This was too much for the man.

"Why do you go on saying 'old age, old age'," he
screamed. "If you cannot cure me, say so. I'll go
elsewhere."

"See how easily you lost you temper," said the
doctor. "That is another characteristic of old age."

A married man goes to confessional and says to the
priest, "Father, I had an affair with a woman,
almost." "What do you mean almost?" question the
priest. "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but
then I stopped."

"Rubbing together is the same as putting it in," explains
the priest. "You're not to go near that woman again. Now,
say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box."

The man leaves confessional, says his prayers, and then
walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a moment and then
decides to leave.

The priest quickly runs over to the man
and exclaims, "I saw that, you didn't put any money in
the poor box!" "Well Father, I rubbed up against it and,
like you said, it's the same as putting it in!"

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating,

“Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?” if you didn't I wouldn't have been in this trouble today with this woman! why did you have to die?

The first man approached him and said, “Sir, I don’t wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I’ve ever seen before.

For whom do you mourn so deeply? your child? your parent?” The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, “My wife’s first husband.”

"I'm worried that I'm losing my wife's love," the husband told the counselor.

"Has she started to neglect you?" "Not at all," the dejected man replied. "She meets me at the door with a cold drink and a warm kiss. My shirts are always ironed, she's a great cook, the house is always neat, she keeps the kids out of my hair.

She lets me choose the television shows we watch and she never objects to sex or says she has a headache." "So what's the problem?"

"Maybe I'm just being too sensitive," the husband ventured, "but at night, when she thinks I'm sleeping, she puts her lips close to my ear and whispers, 'Die! You son of a bitch, die!

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.

The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom, and said,

"Your first job will be to sweep out the store." "But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom -- I'll show you how."

A little boy was attending his first wedding.

After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded.

His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know
that?"

"Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer"

Who the fuc.k in hell is Ben

It will do you good to stay away from moi, mr. mess

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.

The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 am for an early morning business flight to Chicago.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5.00 am."

The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9.00am, and that he had missed his flight.

Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed , it said, "It is 5.00am; wake up."

OMG i cant stop rolling on de floor, i had to send the reverend fr stuff and the man @ de grave to all my contacts. Mr. Ben, u are de bomb, keep it coming,

D1KeleVra:

sings supernova *you've got it wrong if u say our love is gone*

I love that song that means i love you that means i wanna have a baby by you and be a millionaire

dreams

old men see vision

how the girlfriend sale? heard u kidnapped six recently.

I never requested for any ewu

talk well na, lab rat.

clemcykul:

dreams

Yes that not ur beeswax

D1KeleVra:

that can be arranged

Hehe

hic*

@kundee the kondo
pls make sense o, i dnt have the patience for gibberish

@dickele
i no send u, oniranu

ogbadun
i dey underground wey things dey happen, how u side i bliv say ur trouser no dey size u again
come make i house u small

lol kpele