Chai nawao i just saw A girl walked into an expensive boutique in Port Harcourt this morning oo. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walked over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently farts. Very embarrassed, she looked around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prayed that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.

Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the girl with, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?"

He answered, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you are going to poo on your body when I tell you the price."

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