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The Different Kinds Of Nigerian Mothers by joery6(m): 2:41am On Jul 25, 2016
1. The Strict Mother





She never stops shouting
Will come into your room and leave your door open
She talks to you with her eyes alone and you get it
Re: The Different Kinds Of Nigerian Mothers by joery6(m): 2:42am On Jul 25, 2016
2. The Caring and Overprotective Mother


[img]http://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/image-1.jpe[/img]



Most caring mother
Has never beaten you once
Will beg you to be a responsible child, and not forget where you’re from
Re: The Different Kinds Of Nigerian Mothers by joery6(m): 2:43am On Jul 25, 2016
3. The Emotional Mother







She can cry you a river or a waterfall
When you do something wrong she will cry till you feel horrible
Your dad pampers her all the time
Re: The Different Kinds Of Nigerian Mothers by joery6(m): 2:43am On Jul 25, 2016
4. The Hyper Mother



[img]http://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/image-1-1.jpe[/img]



She has your back when your teachers are messing up
Ride or die mother
Once you please her,she has your back with your dad
Re: The Different Kinds Of Nigerian Mothers by joery6(m): 2:44am On Jul 25, 2016
5. The “Over-Extrovert” Mother







Is at every party in the estate
Will probably embarrass you when you both are outside
She thinks she dresses better than your girlfriend

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Re: The Different Kinds Of Nigerian Mothers by joery6(m): 2:45am On Jul 25, 2016
6. The “Razor Mouth” Mother







Nobody messes with her
She has probably insulted all the teachers that don’t like you
She has a lucrative lace business

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Re: The Different Kinds Of Nigerian Mothers by christinnah(f): 2:45am On Jul 25, 2016
joery6:
3. The Emotional Mother







She can cry you a river or a waterfall
When you do something wrong she will cry till you feel horrible
Your dad pampers her all the time




ok...so what kind of mother do you have exactly
Re: The Different Kinds Of Nigerian Mothers by joery6(m): 2:46am On Jul 25, 2016
7. The Christian Mother







She will keep you at morning devotion for one hour
Is an expert at telling you not to do early relationships
Can give you her last money to have fun

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Re: The Different Kinds Of Nigerian Mothers by joery6(m): 2:46am On Jul 25, 2016
8. The Young Mother








Nobody believes she is your mum
All your guy friends like coming to visit you
Your sisters like her cause she knows how to gist

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Re: The Different Kinds Of Nigerian Mothers by joery6(m): 2:47am On Jul 25, 2016
9. The 21st Century Mother









Cooks the best food for real
All your friends like coming to visit for food
Manages to run two businesses at the same time

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Re: The Different Kinds Of Nigerian Mothers by joery6(m): 2:48am On Jul 25, 2016
10. The Newly Born Again Mother





She used to be a party person
She is now a deaconess
Can insult the life out of people, but she’s born again now

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Re: The Different Kinds Of Nigerian Mothers by joery6(m): 2:48am On Jul 25, 2016
11. The Generous Mother








She will sell her jewellry to send you to school
Her daughter-in-law loves her so much
Will give the best advice at anytime

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Re: The Different Kinds Of Nigerian Mothers by joery6(m): 2:49am On Jul 25, 2016
12. The Fighting Mother







She has 10 kobokos
Her daughter-in-law is tired of life
She wants to live with her sons all year long

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Re: The Different Kinds Of Nigerian Mothers by joery6(m): 2:50am On Jul 25, 2016
christinnah:





ok...so what kind of mother do you have exactly

11 tongue
Re: The Different Kinds Of Nigerian Mothers by joery6(m): 2:52am On Jul 25, 2016
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Re: The Different Kinds Of Nigerian Mothers by ajokebelle(f): 4:39am On Jul 25, 2016
Wow.
Op really nailed it.
My mum is a mix of strict, overprotective, generous and Christian mother
Re: The Different Kinds Of Nigerian Mothers by lilmax(m): 6:19am On Jul 25, 2016
the 21st century woman cooks the best food ? gringrin
Re: The Different Kinds Of Nigerian Mothers by lilmax(m): 6:48am On Jul 25, 2016
joery6:
5. The “Over-Extrovert” Mother


Is at every party in the estate Will probably embarrass you when you both are outside She thinks she dresses better than your girlfriend
sambarry grin
Re: The Different Kinds Of Nigerian Mothers by Mopricelezz(f): 8:44am On Jul 25, 2016
Nice one
Re: The Different Kinds Of Nigerian Mothers by christinnah(f): 1:48pm On Jul 27, 2016
joery6:


11 tongue


oh well thats good..lucky you cool
Re: The Different Kinds Of Nigerian Mothers by SAMBARRY: 3:53pm On Aug 29, 2016
lilmax:
sambarry grin
we have arrived ke grin

Re: The Different Kinds Of Nigerian Mothers by SAMBARRY: 4:31pm On Aug 29, 2016
lilmax:
sambarry grin
we the owanmbe mamas have arrived

Re: The Different Kinds Of Nigerian Mothers by SlimHan(f): 5:21pm On Aug 29, 2016
lol. Funny. i want to be a 21st century mother and that no 11 to my future children. The 21st century woman is classy. cheesy
Re: The Different Kinds Of Nigerian Mothers by naijacentric(m): 5:28pm On Aug 29, 2016
God bless my mom but we not friends
Re: The Different Kinds Of Nigerian Mothers by lilmax(m): 7:16pm On Aug 29, 2016
SAMBARRY:
we the owanmbe mamas have arrived
how was prison? grin
Re: The Different Kinds Of Nigerian Mothers by SAMBARRY: 7:50pm On Aug 29, 2016
lilmax:
how was prison? grin
it was very intresting because I was also out of nl prison with My other monicas grin

I just decided to resume using this one because sambarry which has become a brand name is my favourite Monica out of the numerous Monicas I have grin grin
Re: The Different Kinds Of Nigerian Mothers by lilmax(m): 7:55pm On Aug 29, 2016
SAMBARRY:
it was very intresting because I was also out of nl prison with My other monicas grin

I just decided to resume using this one because sambarry which has become a brand name is my favourite Monica out of the numerous Monicas I have grin grin
yes irunoko grin
Re: The Different Kinds Of Nigerian Mothers by SAMBARRY: 8:03pm On Aug 29, 2016
lilmax:
yes irunoko grin

exactly! grin

And others too wink grin
Re: The Different Kinds Of Nigerian Mothers by Berbierklaus(f): 8:05pm On Aug 29, 2016
joery6:
1. The Strict Mother





She never stops shouting
Will come into your room and leave your door open
She talks to you with her eyes alone and you get it
joery6:
11. The Generous Mother






She will sell her jewellry to send you to school
Her daughter-in-law loves her so much
Will give the best advice at anytime

joery6:
7. The Christian Mother







She will keep you at morning devotion for one hour
Is an expert at telling you not to do early relationships
Can give you her last money to have fun

Exact description of my mum grin



I love and miss her
Re: The Different Kinds Of Nigerian Mothers by lilmax(m): 8:10pm On Aug 29, 2016
SAMBARRY:
exactly! grin

And others too wink grin
namely? grin give me the full list
Re: The Different Kinds Of Nigerian Mothers by SAMBARRY: 8:13pm On Aug 29, 2016
lilmax:
namely? grin give me the full list
don't worry grin

They're resting for now grin

Till the anti sambarry fans surfaces grin

Then u will see my various Monicas grin

They're the real MVP.the sambarry soildiers grin

They usually come out when there's war or sambarry is in nl prison grin

They're more like sambarry representatives wink
Re: The Different Kinds Of Nigerian Mothers by lilmax(m): 9:07pm On Aug 29, 2016
SAMBARRY:
don't worry grin

They're resting for now grin

Till the anti sambarry fans surfaces grin

Then u will see my various Monicas grin

They're the real MVP.the sambarry soildiers grin

They usually come out when there's war or sambarry is in nl prison grin

They're more like sambarry representatives wink
you are easily spotted grin..... all I need is interactions with those monicas

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