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Be Educated by SANCHEZH1(m): 3:44pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
There was this robbery in Central
Bank of
Nigeria, the robber shouted to
everyone:
“All don’t move, money belongs to
the
state, life belongs to you”.
Everyone in the bank laid down
quietly.
:>This is called “Mind Changing
Concept –>
Changing the conventional way of
thinking”.
—————————————
One lady lay on the table
provocatively, the
robber shouted at her “Please be
civilized!
This is a robbery and not a rape!”
:>This is called “Being Professional
–>
Focus only on what you are trained
to do!”
—————————————
When the robbers got back, the
younger
robber (MBA trained) told the older
robber
(who is only primary school
educated),
“Big bro, let’s count how much we
got”,
the older robber rebutted and said,
“You
very stupid, so much money, how
to
count? Tonight TV will tell us how
much
we robbed from the bank!”
:>This is called “Experience –>
nowadays
experience is more important than
paper
qualifications! ”
—————————————
After the robbers left, the bank
manager
told the bank supervisor to call the
police
quickly.
The supervisor says “Wait, wait wait,
let’s
put the #5 million we embezzled
into the
amount the robbers robbed”.
:>This is called “Swim with the tide
–>
converting an unfavorable situation
to
your
advantage!”
—————————————
The supervisor says “It will be good
if
there is a robbery every month”.
:>This is called “Killing Boredom –
>Happiness is most important.”
—————————————
The next day, TV news reported
that #100
million was taken from the bank.
The
robbers counted and counted and
counted, but they could only count
#20
million. The
robbers were very angry and
complained
“We risked our lives and only took
#20
million, the bank manager took #80
million
with a snap of his fingers. It looks
like it is
better to be educated than to be a
thief!”
:>This is called “Knowledge is worth
as
much as gold !”
BE EDUCATED! |
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