NEVER ASKED A LADY TO HER FACE FOR MARRIAGE
SO I AM KIND OF INNOCENT
AND I GOT THE BEST WAITING FOR ME FOR TWENTY YEARS
LIKE YOU MEET DIRT WHILE DIGGING FOR GEM
I GOT SMEARED ON THE WAY TO THE DAME.


I AUTHORED A WORK IN A SCIENCE JOURNAL
12 YEARS AGO IN 2004 AND SEVERAL PUBLISHED POEMS
YET NONENTITIES ON SOCIAL MEDIA SAY I AM NOT AN INTELLECTUAL
LIKE YOU MEET DIRT WHILE DIGGING FOR GEM
I GOT SMEARED ON THE WAY TO THE DAME.


I HAD ALMOST A MILLION INVESTED AFTER SCHOOL
IT BECAME A FAIRLY BIG BUSINESS, WELL KNOWN IN ITS INDUSTRY
BUT WAS ATTACKED BY EVIL CLERGY AND WAS THEIR SLAVE FOR SEVERAL YEARS
LIKE YOU MEET DIRT WHILE DIGGING FOR GEM
I GOT SMEARED DIRT ON THE WAY TO THE DAME


I HAVE BEEN PUSHED AROUND FOR A LENGTH OF TIME
BY LADIES HERE AND THERE
BUT I HAVE BARBARA BUSH, I GOT IT ALL
LIKE YOU MEET DIRT WHILE DIGGING FOR GEM
I GOT SMEARED ON THE WAY TO THE DAME.