We are back with our Sunday-related posts. Sundays are wonderful days of the week. All over the world people Gather In the name of Jesus Christ who Is the king of all the earth, and praises are lifted to him like a sweet perfume.

In churches they are a set of people who have chosen to always get us into God’s presence through spirit lifting songs. They are called “choir members”. They connect us to God’s presence every Sunday and we love them for that. The choir is usually made up of different people from various backgrounds and culture, when all these people come together, you’d see different funny and hilarious characters in play. Let’s list few of them. Am sure you’d be able to relate to some or all of them.

1. PROUD GUYS/GIRLS: This one’s can pride for Africa. They expect everyone to bow, and scrape their feet. They Come to rehearsals whenever they want, sing when they want and sometimes disobey authority. The astonishing thing is that somehow they still manage to always sing. They are the ones who always gets the microphones, and sometimes even elected band leaders….. Life is unfair Sha.

2. OFF-SINGERS: They delight in singing off and flat notes. No matter how many times you correct them, their minds are already made up on what to sing. If God is angry with you and they pick them to back-up for your worship, you are dead. You’d just be singing worship and be sweating under AC. We can’t kick them out of the choir. What do we do with this ones?

3. FLAT DETECTORS: LOL, sometimes I fall into this category, our ears are so allergic to flat notes and we don’t fail to make our greviances known. Once we hear the flat note, we’d squeeze our face, and you dare not continue singing that flat. Sometimes we go overboard with our face squeezing, I know, but we can’t just really help it. We are allergic to flat


4. SPIRIKOKO’S: Don’t ever let this one’s do opening prayer or you’d never rehearse. Sometimes they can turn an ordinary opening prayer into deliverance service. Na wa. When they are now asked to sing worship on Sundays, they’d never get off the stage till people start Breaking the chairs, falling under anointing. If people don’t, they ain’t getting off that damn stage…….. Even the pastor knows that. Today? People must knack head for ground.


5. THE AMAZING SINGERS: This are the stars of the choir. Every choir usually has them. Those brothers and sisters who when they pick up the mic to sing, you can’t just help but Marvel. Everyone usually wants to be like them. When they sing and drop the mic, every choir member rushes to ask them to “teach me how to sing”…… Except through God’s grace, this one’s usually become the first people I mentioned ” Proud guys”

6. JEALOUSY CLUB: This one’s don’t have any other ambition in life than to just be envious. They can be envious of anything, anybody……. They usually go for the AMAZING SINGERS…. They’d be like ” na onley am Sabi sing sef…. Mtchew”…… The annoying part is that they are the ones that sing the most flats we hear. Am sure as you are reading this…… Someone comes to mind….lol


7 THE FATHER/MOTHER FIGURES: Most choir has these people. They aren’t necessarily married. They are those people who just have the natural abilities to act as mothers or father in any gathering. Sometimes Sha they go overboard and become overbearing, they really do know how to step on toes.. .. .And polished shoes too. They won’t even allow you close eyes small to sleep and they are like…..”Bro Bethel, don’t sleep na, listen to preaching… You’ve ministered finish.. Now you can’t even be awake to listen to the man of God minister”……..
It could really be painful

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