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Badest Loser Of Life.....lol by Seasam101(m): 12:28pm On Aug 03, 2016
And early this morning a man was about to receive a contract of N30 million # Somewhere_in_Ni geri#when his wife called him on phone.
(On phone)....
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Wife: Woooooooooow!!,darling I have a very big surprise for u,I can't believe this.
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Husband: wow, ok pls I will call u back,I'm about to receive a contract of N30 million.
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Wife: Darling,it's a good news but this one is very urgent pls come home now,pls it's VERY URGENT.
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Husband: but I'm about to...
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Wife: PLS JUST COME HOME BABY,TRUST ME.
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Husband: em.. pls my wife just called me for an urgent thing.Pls grant me d access to go and come bak quick.
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Company: Well,if u leave,I'm afraid of what might happen to d contract.
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After few minutes The man quickly went home...
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Husband: (Seriously sweating) honey why this urgent surprise,when I was abt to receive a contract worth 30 million?
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Wife: Honey,our troubles are over and God has finally answered our prayers.
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Husband: R u pregnant?
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Wife: Haba honey is more than pregnancy,if it's just pregnancy I wouldn't have disturbed u in ur contract.
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Husband: Wow,so what's d surprise?
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Wife: (Being happy) Honey, I can't believe this,u knw we have been praying over 6 months now? God has finally answered us.That Big rat that always disturb us in the kitchen is finally dead,I called u to remove it,I'm afraid of touching rats.
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WHAT WILL U DO IF U WERE TO B D MAN?

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