by Okorie Kwix
This oyinbo people, no be today dia sense start.
They just took all their hobbies and arranged them as Olympic sport. As in, what am I seeing?
Water polo, Dancing horses, Fencing etc. Then they invite us knowing our sense never pass football and 100m. So we are just there to watch them carry 30, 60 gold medals
while we are battling for 2.
We should organise a protest o. We must boycott this Olympic 419 games until they add more afrocentric sports like...
- eba swallowing competition
- ludo
- fashion and make up
- ten-ten
- molue-jumping
- fence-flying
- okada race
- spending money
- gele-tying
- beating traffic
-draft playing
-baba ijebu
-Draft
-bubble gum
-catcher catcher
-merry bet
-fastest finger