Re: 11 Types Of Neighbours In Off-campus Hostels by rosalieene(f): 10:13pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
School hostels are worst than off camp. |
Re: 11 Types Of Neighbours In Off-campus Hostels by Rounakid(m): 10:13pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
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Re: 11 Types Of Neighbours In Off-campus Hostels by mogboyelade(f): 10:14pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
What of the fagbo? The ones that will put weed in what you are cooking. There was a time like that that we are having our hall day, I was the one cooking the goat pepper soup for the hall............ before I bring out the condiments from my room, those guys has put weed in the pepper soup that is on fire..........na madness till dawn for those that ate it. 4 Likes |
Re: 11 Types Of Neighbours In Off-campus Hostels by Countrygirl(f): 10:17pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
McBrooklyn:
The perfect example you can relate her with in her face
Girls And Backbiting Are Like |
Re: 11 Types Of Neighbours In Off-campus Hostels by Countrygirl(f): 10:17pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
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Re: 11 Types Of Neighbours In Off-campus Hostels by Fidelismaria: 10:18pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
stzy: Those food radar. Guys ... I know how to handle dem... When dey show up I'll js be my normal self after cooking I'll shower n dress up...... All of us will leave ... And if I come back n he returns we'll. Read 2gether buh dey rarely return Stingy ass modafvcker Wat apened to dere is love in sharing 1 Like |
Re: 11 Types Of Neighbours In Off-campus Hostels by Nobody: 10:19pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
McBrooklyn: A guy sent Recharge Card of N1500 to the girlfriend and the girlfriend forwarded the card to her boyfriend without recharging it, the boyfriend loaded the card and transferred N1000 to his girlfriend, and the girlfriend transferred N500 to her boyfriend and the boyfriend transferred N200 to his girlfriend and the girlfriend transferred N100 to her boyfriend and the boyfriend transferred N50 naira to his girlfriend.
Go On........... There's a term for that in Economics; the multiplier effect. |
Re: 11 Types Of Neighbours In Off-campus Hostels by Yampotatocarrot(m): 10:37pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
McBrooklyn: Guys please wish me good luck as I'm helping my mum in finding her 5k I took yesterday Loooooooool, u no well Make I call your mama, tell am |
Re: 11 Types Of Neighbours In Off-campus Hostels by HMZi: 10:50pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
Chiscomax: A Typical Nigerian way of sending someone on Errand MAN: Go and buy me bathing Soap.If Lux na N70 buy am, but if Lux no dey, buy Joy soap. If Lux dey, but dem dey sell am N80 andJoy soap na N70, buy Joy soap.But if Joy and Lux na N80, buy Lux soap. If the two soaps no dey,buy. Anyone wey Good Wey be N70 . KID:bros, abeg, wetin u wan really buy? lwkmd ooo!! Nigerians to bizzare 1 Like |
Re: 11 Types Of Neighbours In Off-campus Hostels by HMZi: 10:53pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
Yampotatocarrot:
Loooooooool, u no well Make I call your mama, tell am strangely this just made my day,the guy to honest... shey em dey pap? lol |
Re: 11 Types Of Neighbours In Off-campus Hostels by joybenjamin(f): 11:13pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
Those dat u will never c goin to skul for one day bt dey no evrything dat happens in their department,they just stay iin d lodge/hostel and gist till God knows wen;sometimes u wonder if dey are non-academic staff 1 Like |
Re: 11 Types Of Neighbours In Off-campus Hostels by vivaciousvivi(f): 11:14pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
(9) The Psycho This neighbor tends to keep to themselves. Their blinds are always shut and you never really see them except for the times that they are peering through the window at you. On the odd occasion that you do catch them outside, they will never return your hello, but instead give you a silent cold stare. Is the person a ghost? 1 Like |
Re: 11 Types Of Neighbours In Off-campus Hostels by Nobody: 11:15pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
Chiscomax: A Typical Nigerian way of sending someone on Errand MAN: Go and buy me bathing Soap.If Lux na N70 buy am, but if Lux no dey, buy Joy soap. If Lux dey, but dem dey sell am N80 andJoy soap na N70, buy Joy soap.But if Joy and Lux na N80, buy Lux soap. If the two soaps no dey,buy. Anyone wey Good Wey be N70 . KID:bros, abeg, wetin u wan really buy? Egbon nah dat kain message lalasticlala dy like send uncle seun... 1 Like |
Re: 11 Types Of Neighbours In Off-campus Hostels by Jay542(m): 11:20pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
Countrygirl: What is this one saying? He's trying to use that picture. Everybody have been using it. |
Re: 11 Types Of Neighbours In Off-campus Hostels by Becina(f): 11:21pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
You see food hunter chai I don't know how they manage to know when the food is ready...for Gossips they would want to put the innocent ones into trouble school sweet na stress kill am |
Re: 11 Types Of Neighbours In Off-campus Hostels by sekem: 11:35pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
stzy: Those food radar. Guys ... I know how to handle dem... When dey show up I'll js be my normal self after cooking I'll shower n dress up...... All of us will leave ... And if I come back n he returns we'll. Read 2gether buh dey rarely return Why suffer yourself because of another person? Why can't you be bold enough to tell them that you are not in the mood to share? I don't just know what the problem with mankind really is. So many people living fake lives just because of their inability to be true to themselves... and to people around them. |
Re: 11 Types Of Neighbours In Off-campus Hostels by Branzy(m): 11:57pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
the nira bet neighbors... politician neighbor Night walkers.... The strong man neighbor |
Re: 11 Types Of Neighbours In Off-campus Hostels by McBrooklyn(m): 12:04am On Aug 21, 2016 |
Countrygirl: What is this one saying? Relax dear cos all I'm trying to say is that I think I like you |
Re: 11 Types Of Neighbours In Off-campus Hostels by McBrooklyn(m): 12:06am On Aug 21, 2016 |
Thebachelor:
There's a term for that in Economics; the multiplier effect.
Can you humour me please sir/ma?? |
Re: 11 Types Of Neighbours In Off-campus Hostels by McBrooklyn(m): 12:09am On Aug 21, 2016 |
Yampotatocarrot:
Loooooooool, u no well
Make I call your mama, tell am
L-O-L
Go ahead Bro. You can call her and tell her |
Re: 11 Types Of Neighbours In Off-campus Hostels by chigoizie7(m): 12:12am On Aug 21, 2016 |
I follow for people Wey de smoke weed, most feared even though we get small body( up no fit organise lodge meeting without consulting us,otherwise that meeting na flop), keeps all sorts of bad guys, and babes, plus we are loaded(don't ask me how loaded, we work for our money) , but we no de carry last for class, kpatakpata na D. Upon say we no de enter school. U hardly see us outside the only thing Wey go make u know say we dey na the smell the of weed. 1 Like |
Re: 11 Types Of Neighbours In Off-campus Hostels by waledipp(m): 12:19am On Aug 21, 2016 |
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Re: 11 Types Of Neighbours In Off-campus Hostels by Nobody: 12:49am On Aug 21, 2016 |
They are all members of the society. |
Re: 11 Types Of Neighbours In Off-campus Hostels by Deejay777(m): 1:42am On Aug 21, 2016 |
Chiscomax: A Typical Nigerian way of sending someone on Errand MAN: Go and buy me bathing Soap.If Lux na N70 buy am, but if Lux no dey, buy Joy soap. If Lux dey, but dem dey sell am N80 andJoy soap na N70, buy Joy soap.But if Joy and Lux na N80, buy Lux soap. If the two soaps no dey,buy. Anyone wey Good Wey be N70 . KID:bros, abeg, wetin u wan really buy? buhahahaha so true Nigerians re economical like |
Re: 11 Types Of Neighbours In Off-campus Hostels by snazzy5050(m): 1:52am On Aug 21, 2016 |
at last we made it Patrik007: Today I'm talking about the types of neigbours found in Hostels, Off campus Hostels to be precise, Let's begin Note: It's not a generalization, most students fall under on of the following:-
(1) The Borrower These set of neighbours are very friendly and nice at first, Then they reveal their true self when you become close to them, they start by innocently borrowing things from you, and you being a good neighbor happily comply. but they see this as an invitation to keep borrowing your Stuff, even to personal objects, It gets to a point where they just help themselves without asking you. the good ones return borrowed objects in a damaged state, while others don't return them at all
(2) The Churchy Neighbour These set of neighbours see themselves as the holy of Holy's, they don't mingle with others whom they tag as worldly people. their major concern is Church, Church, Church
(3) The Gladiator These set of neighbours are like kratos in The God of war video game, they keep fighting over little issues. everyone try their best to avoid their them.
(4) The DJ These set of neighbours are well known for their habit of playing loud music, they always play the sound system with the settings on the highest volume, thus making it difficult for other people to sleep or concentrate while reading. they don't care if they're disturbing other people around.
(5) The Yahoo Guy$$$$$$ These guys are highly respected by other neighbours due to their financial level, they put on good clothes, have the most furnished apartments, drive good cars, and they know how to ball .....
(6) The Party Goer To These set of neighbours, everyday is Friday.. all they care about is Party, party party. and they are the ones who always return late at night and knock the gate for those inside to let them into the compound.
(7) The Run town These Set of neigbours are also known as hustlers, they get the highest number of august visitors... lol (if u know what I mean) most times the visitors stay over night playing (temple run) with them.
( The Food hunter These set of neighbours are really good at finding and devouring food, they secretly cook their food, but openly devour the food of other people, when you're cooking, they won't come into your apartment, but the moment the food is ready they will just stroll in and lie down on your bed....I don't know how they do it, maybe they use food detecting radar.....
(9) The Psycho This neighbor tends to keep to themselves. Their blinds are always shut and you never really see them except for the times that they are peering through the window at you. On the odd occasion that you do catch them outside, they will never return your hello, but instead give you a silent cold stare.
(10) The Gossipers These ones are the BBC and CNN of the hostel, they know about the latest happenings withing and outside the hostel, they know those dating each other, keeping malice with each other, e.t.c, They pretend to be your best friend so that they can scoop information from you to give to their next victim,.... (11) The Nice Neigbour These set of people are nice and loved by all, they are well balanced....... I'm done, feel free to add yours
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Re: 11 Types Of Neighbours In Off-campus Hostels by UniqueGem(m): 4:11am On Aug 21, 2016 |
chigoizie7: I follow for people Wey de smoke weed, most feared even though we get small body( up no fit organise lodge meeting without consulting us,otherwise that meeting na flop), keeps all sorts of bad guys, and babes, plus we are loaded(don't ask me how loaded, we work for our money) , but we no de carry last for class, kpatakpata na D. Upon say we no de enter school. U hardly see us outside the only thing Wey go make u know say we dey na the smell the of weed. Baba after you na you ooo. twale sir! |
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Re: 11 Types Of Neighbours In Off-campus Hostels by bezimo(m): 6:24am On Aug 21, 2016 |
Patrik007: Today I'm talking about the types of neigbours found in Hostels, Off campus Hostels to be precise, Let's begin Note: It's not a generalization, most students fall under on of the following:-
(1) The Borrower These set of neighbours are very friendly and nice at first, Then they reveal their true self when you become close to them, they start by innocently borrowing things from you, and you being a good neighbor happily comply. but they see this as an invitation to keep borrowing your Stuff, even to personal objects, It gets to a point where they just help themselves without asking you. the good ones return borrowed objects in a damaged state, while others don't return them at all
(2) The Churchy Neighbour These set of neighbours see themselves as the holy of Holy's, they don't mingle with others whom they tag as worldly people. their major concern is Church, Church, Church
(3) The Gladiator These set of neighbours are like kratos in The God of war video game, they keep fighting over little issues. everyone try their best to avoid their them.
(4) The DJ These set of neighbours are well known for their habit of playing loud music, they always play the sound system with the settings on the highest volume, thus making it difficult for other people to sleep or concentrate while reading. they don't care if they're disturbing other people around.
(5) The Yahoo Guy$$$$$$ These guys are highly respected by other neighbours due to their financial level, they put on good clothes, have the most furnished apartments, drive good cars, and they know how to ball .....
(6) The Party Goer To These set of neighbours, everyday is Friday.. all they care about is Party, party party. and they are the ones who always return late at night and knock the gate for those inside to let them into the compound.
(7) The Run town These Set of neigbours are also known as hustlers, they get the highest number of august visitors... lol (if u know what I mean) most times the visitors stay over night playing (temple run) with them.
( The Food hunter These set of neighbours are really good at finding and devouring food, they secretly cook their food, but openly devour the food of other people, when you're cooking, they won't come into your apartment, but the moment the food is ready they will just stroll in and lie down on your bed....I don't know how they do it, maybe they use food detecting radar.....
(9) The Psycho This neighbor tends to keep to themselves. Their blinds are always shut and you never really see them except for the times that they are peering through the window at you. On the odd occasion that you do catch them outside, they will never return your hello, but instead give you a silent cold stare.
(10) The Gossipers These ones are the BBC and CNN of the hostel, they know about the latest happenings withing and outside the hostel, they know those dating each other, keeping malice with each other, e.t.c, They pretend to be your best friend so that they can scoop information from you to give to their next victim,.... (11) The Nice Neigbour These set of people are nice and loved by all, they are well balanced....... I'm done, feel free to add yours
Oh yeah I can relate with that.I had one of my funny Neighbour and pal who always come around to chop when I am done cooking. |
Re: 11 Types Of Neighbours In Off-campus Hostels by Emu4life(m): 6:31am On Aug 21, 2016 |
stzy: Those food radar. Guys ... I know how to handle dem... When dey show up I'll js be my normal self after cooking I'll shower n dress up...... All of us will leave ... And if I come back n he returns we'll. Read 2gether buh dey rarely return Lol...Sir Stingy |
Re: 11 Types Of Neighbours In Off-campus Hostels by Emu4life(m): 6:37am On Aug 21, 2016 |
sekem:
Why suffer yourself because of another person?
Why can't you be bold enough to tell them that you are not in the mood to share?
I don't just know what the problem with mankind really is.
So many people living fake lives just because of their inability to be true to themselves... and to people around them. Na everyday u go dey say" u ar not in sharing mood"?....it seems u hv not met dz kind of pple. If not, u will testify 1 Like |
Re: 11 Types Of Neighbours In Off-campus Hostels by Emu4life(m): 6:42am On Aug 21, 2016 |
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Re: 11 Types Of Neighbours In Off-campus Hostels by Gegz(m): 6:48am On Aug 21, 2016 |
(11) The Nice Neigbour These set of people are nice and loved by all, they are well balanced.......
That's me |