1.The notice me:This ones are the types that appear gallant to church heavily dressed they love sitting at the front and most times moves up an down the church make people just notice them
2:The ova sabi members:they sit close to you anytime u mistakenly crash they will just pounce on you like Efcc and b like"ha broda wake up na,broda open your bible,broda stand up we are prayin"nawa for una oo
3:holy holy:we know them very well they share the front sit with notice me people and they are highly spiritual
4:Acrobats:these ones perform during prayers u see them jumping up and down rolling on the floor...warning don't stay too close to them.
5:Baby mamas:women with there kids they cum to church just to disturb with there babies..some o cover road with there children while some will even breast feed there babies inside church ooo..nawa oo
6:sleepers united:i don't know whether it's evil spirit or just hubby..once the sermon starts off they go till church close..thank God for ova sabi members sha keeping sleepers in check"God will reward u"
7:observers:for boys they sit at the back and observe all the chicks while for female observers they sit down and scan every single person that enters the church from head to toe check your clothes your jewellry,bag and even shoe only God know who send them work
8:prayer choirs:i don't know if this people are spirit lead sha when it's time for prayers they start singing and when it's time to sing they start praying..maybe its the spirit ion no oi
9:business men/family men:every blessed sunday they receive atleast seven calls inside church"one day God too o call una ooo"
10:finally the bible scholars:ones the pastors mentions any verse gbam they are there them o come they look u mke nr no were the place they for bible they b like"oloda u don't know joel is after hosea"
Happy sunday people

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