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Re: Who Am I? by sirOrubebe: 10:55pm On Jan 16, 2017
sunshine46:

Let Hadam.pson just bring our order jare
*sneaks into seat, all sweaty* Sorry I wasn't here when the order was served....

Hope you enjoyed it?
Re: Who Am I? by sunshine46(f): 11:13pm On Jan 16, 2017
samyfreshsmooth:


I jxt fell inlove :- :- :-


oh and dis issa nice story u gat here sir.....cant wait to see wat rose abi lucy abi kate abi cindy abi sunshine46 wuld do to federick or is it jacob
grin grin but why would my name just pop up like that nah,I ain't no psycho...well,at least not as much as Lucy is tongue

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Re: Who Am I? by Azeequeen(f): 11:14pm On Jan 16, 2017
iamharkinwaley:
Hmm and am also jealous of being jealous of Mr Oludare's .
Lol...It's unfair o
Re: Who Am I? by sunshine46(f): 11:22pm On Jan 16, 2017
sirOrubebe:
*sneaks into seat, all sweaty* Sorry I wasn't here when the order was served....

Hope you enjoyed it?
#stands akimbo...All sweaty? Where have u been,just tell me where u're coming from?been out wt one side chick now,huh?...u won't talk abi...and to think I've been here anticipating ur arrival all evening,I didn't even take d order,all bcuz I wanted us to eat 2geda...even Hadampson must have lost count on d number of times I peeped through that window for any sign of u....and here u are all sweaty?...*breaks down*
Re: Who Am I? by sirOrubebe: 12:21am On Jan 17, 2017
sunshine46:

#stands akimbo...All sweaty? Where have u been,just tell me where u're coming from?been out wt one side chick now,huh?...u won't talk abi...and to think I've been here anticipating ur arrival all evening,I didn't even take d order,all bcuz I wanted us to eat 2geda...even Hadam.pson must have lost count on d number of times I peeped through that window for any sign of u....and here u are all sweaty?...*breaks down*



Sweedie, calm down! Your mind is running at 75km/mins... Did someone insert a Ferrari engine into your system today? At least hear me out first.

The sweat is a combination of the hectic work and the great speed with which I dashed into this building to catch up with you... How can you even think I'd cheat on you?

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Re: Who Am I? by samyfreshsmooth(m): 6:34am On Jan 17, 2017
sunshine46:

grin grin but why would my name just pop up like that nah,I ain't no psycho...well,at least not as much as Lucy is tongue

LOL....whether u're as great a psycho as lucy abi kate or nat d fact still remains; I LOVE PSYCHO and like i said b4 "i have fallen inluff"

leave dat ur guy (wats his name again) and be mine...i promise 2 GIVE u d world grin grin
Re: Who Am I? by Hadampson(m): 7:15am On Jan 17, 2017
sunshine46:

#stands akimbo...All sweaty? Where have u been,just tell me where u're coming from?been out wt one side chick now,huh?...u won't talk abi...and to think I've been here anticipating ur arrival all evening,I didn't even take d order,all bcuz I wanted us to eat 2geda...even Hadampson must have lost count on d number of times I peeped through that window for any sign of u....and here u are all sweaty?...*breaks down*
Sunshine46 you are 2 jealous.. Give him a chance 2 xplain what happened, u knows mayb he waz attackedsmileytongueundecided

gringrin
Re: Who Am I? by Hadampson(m): 7:20am On Jan 17, 2017
samyfreshsmooth:


LOL....whether u're as great a psycho as lucy abi kate or nat d fact still remains; I LOVE PSYCHO and like i said b4 "i have fallen inluff"

leave dat ur guy (wats his name again) and be mine...i promise 2 GIVE u d world grin grin
Guy no try sirorubebe o... he fit do u anytin..grin
Re: Who Am I? by oludare007: 7:59am On Jan 17, 2017
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Thanks for making this thread all beautiful. My head dey swell...next update na tomorrow... cheesy

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Re: Who Am I? by sunshine46(f): 8:47am On Jan 17, 2017
sirOrubebe:




Sweedie, calm down! Your mind is running at 75km/mins... Did someone insert a Ferrari engine into your system today? At least hear me out first.

The sweat is a combination of the hectic work and the great speed with which I dashed into this building to catch up with you... How can you even think I'd cheat on you?

Ehn ehn,okay,mo ti calm down...I know u'd never cheat on me,dunno wat came over me but I didn't just act irrational,u aroused my suspicion...first,u were late,u dashed in all sweaty and then I perceived ds strange perfume
Re: Who Am I? by sunshine46(f): 8:52am On Jan 17, 2017
samyfreshsmooth:


LOL....whether u're as great a psycho as lucy abi kate or nat d fact still remains; I LOVE PSYCHO and like i said b4 "i have fallen inluff"

leave dat ur guy (wats his name again) and be mine...i promise 2 GIVE u d world grin grin
grin grin grin how can u give me d world when to my boo,I mean the world tongue and for d record,his name is sirOrubebe

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Re: Who Am I? by sunshine46(f): 8:57am On Jan 17, 2017
Hadampson:
Sunshine46 you are 2 jealous.. Give him a chance 2 xplain what happened, u knows mayb he waz attackedsmileytongueundecided

gringrin
Thank you Jare,it's kuku not my fault
Re: Who Am I? by SPDAZZY(f): 10:11am On Jan 17, 2017
Thanks Hadampson dear, you've made our thread lively.
Re: Who Am I? by Hadampson(m): 11:39am On Jan 17, 2017
oludare007:
Thanks for making this thread all beautiful. My head dey swell...next update na tomorrow... cheesy
waiting in anticipation 4 dah bomb(update)
Re: Who Am I? by Hadampson(m): 11:41am On Jan 17, 2017
SPDAZZY:
Thanks Hadampson dear, you've made our thread lively.
u're always welcome miladygringrin
Re: Who Am I? by xolocious(m): 12:31pm On Jan 17, 2017
Thanks!!!
Re: Who Am I? by Oly23(f): 3:23pm On Jan 17, 2017
OMG shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked this story is da bomb!!! I just like to way Rosa transformed to a baddo! Oludare007 I duff my imaginary hat for you!! Ride on following bumper to bumper
Re: Who Am I? by samyfreshsmooth(m): 7:09pm On Jan 17, 2017
Hadampson:
Guy no try sirorubebe o... he fit do u anytin..grin

I Dont care who d f sirorubebe is...i luff sunshine and dats final....i love her so much that i can even feign my death for her like federick or is it jacob
Re: Who Am I? by samyfreshsmooth(m): 7:13pm On Jan 17, 2017
sunshine46:

grin grin grin how can u give me d world when to my boo,I mean the world tongue and for d record,his name is sirOrubebe

SHISOS!!! see punchline

who knws d fasted way to go unconcious/faint

am going to faint ( grin grin ) myself if u dont ruff me back....am dead serious
Re: Who Am I? by Hadampson(m): 7:22pm On Jan 17, 2017
samyfreshsmooth:


I Dont care who d f sirorubebe is...i luff sunshine and dats final....i love her so much that i can even feign my death for her like federick or is it jacob
lmao gringrin
Re: Who Am I? by sirOrubebe: 7:23pm On Jan 17, 2017
sunshine46:

Ehn ehn,okay,mo ti calm down...I know u'd never cheat on me,dunno wat came over me but I didn't just act irrational,u aroused my suspicion...first,u were late,u dashed in all sweaty and then I perceived ds strange perfume
No problem sweehrt. I understand. It's even good that you reacted that way, at least it will keep me on my feet.

Sir Hadampson, if it is not too much a ask, abeg serve us something really appetizing and filling... btw, you should consider opening a NL bar/lounge much like a certain distinguished gentleman used to do on here about 3 years back. It used to be fun.
Re: Who Am I? by sirOrubebe: 7:28pm On Jan 17, 2017
samyfreshsmooth:


I Dont care who d f siro.rubebe is...i luff sunshine and dats final....i love her so much that i can even feign my death for her like federick or is it jacob
Lol. My good man, you better start feigning that death right this minute... because if it is my Sunshine you want to carry, na serious odiodi for you! tongue
Re: Who Am I? by sirOrubebe: 7:32pm On Jan 17, 2017
sunshine46:

grin grin grin how can u give me d world when to my boo,I mean the world tongue and for d record,his name is sirOrubebe
You know your intelligence is a huge turn on? grin

Kai! abeg shoup all these warm kisses there kiss kiss kiss kiss

You couldn't have NAILED that in a better way. grin

If it is you that guy wants to carry, he must think this is a Nollywood movie grin

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Re: Who Am I? by sirOrubebe: 7:34pm On Jan 17, 2017
Thanks for the mention Mr. Oludare007 (are you related to James Bond of the 007 fame? wink)

I will like to write like you when I grow old. weh done sir!
Re: Who Am I? by samyfreshsmooth(m): 7:46pm On Jan 17, 2017
sirOrubebe:
Lol. My good man, you better start feigning that death right this minute... because if it is my Sunshine you want to carry, na serious odiodi for you! tongue

see u mister...u dont knw who i be and what i can do 4 love o......
4 ur info i climbed an orange tree jxt 2 prove my undeniable love to my 18th ex...

dont worry sha as my love sunshine96 denied me i would feign my death 2 prove my love 4 her after which i would come and feign ur own death as revenge
Re: Who Am I? by sunshine46(f): 8:39pm On Jan 17, 2017
sirOrubebe:
You know your intelligence is a huge turn on? grin

Kai! abeg shoup all these warm kisses there kiss kiss kiss kiss

You couldn't have NAILED that in a better way. grin

If it is you that guy wants to carry, he must think this is a Nollywood movie grin
grin grin ah swear,it beats me oh...they are firing catapults of separation left,right and centre. They don't understand this love is inseparable kiss kiss kiss
Re: Who Am I? by Hadampson(m): 8:54pm On Jan 17, 2017
sirOrubebe:
No problem sweehrt. I understand. It's even good that you reacted that way, at least it will keep me on my feet.

Sir Hadampson, if it is not too much a ask, abeg serve us something really appetizing and filling... btw, you should consider opening a NL bar/lounge much like a certain distinguished gentleman used to do on here about 3 years back. It used to be fun.
everything has finish o except 4 ALOMO nd gegemu..grin

Shey u go manage am.. ok na make i epp u mix am 2gedacheesygrin

Enjoy!!!
Re: Who Am I? by sunshine46(f): 8:56pm On Jan 17, 2017
samyfreshsmooth:


SHISOS!!! see punchline

who knws d fasted way to go unconcious/faint

am going to faint ( grin grin ) myself if u dont ruff me back....am dead serious
Wake up to reality already jorh grin grin
Re: Who Am I? by sunshine46(f): 9:05pm On Jan 17, 2017
samyfreshsmooth:


see u mister...u dont knw who i be and what i can do 4 love o......
4 ur info i climbed an orange tree jxt 2 prove my undeniable love to my 18th ex...

dont worry sha as my love sunshine96 denied me i would feign my death 2 prove my love 4 her after which i would come and feign ur own death as revenge
OMG! grin u're so funny,orange tree kwa for ur 18th ex?...u for climb vegetable plant nah grin grin and it's sunshine46...u can't even type my name correctly and u love me?tsk tsk, I doubt that...
Re: Who Am I? by samyfreshsmooth(m): 9:46pm On Jan 17, 2017
sunshine46:

OMG! grin u're so funny,orange tree kwa for ur 18th ex?...u for climb vegetable plant nah grin grin and it's sunshine46...u can't even type my name correctly and u love me?tsk tsk, I doubt that...

LOL...Bae i dont like calling d same name my rival calls u and dats y i came up with mine "sunshine96" bt if u prefer i call u sunshine46 den i'll oblige u.....
Re: Who Am I? by samyfreshsmooth(m): 9:56pm On Jan 17, 2017
sunshine46:

OMG! grin u're so funny,orange tree kwa for ur 18th ex?...u for climb vegetable plant nah grin grin and it's sunshine46...u can't even type my name correctly and u love me?tsk tsk, I doubt that...

but mehn i can swear on my 18th ex favourite lingerie dat u'd be an extremely loyal bae 2 ur hubby or soon to b hubby

u can ward-off guys for africa with ur carefully chosen words and punchlines

it might appear as cowardice bt i gve up jare.....u can 4llow ur sirorubebe....maybe if i wasnt a hopeless romantic i wuld have been able 2 sway u with my words....(i think i have 2 visit d romance section mre often and beg creeza 4 tutorials on ROM212)....


Sincerely speaking though u're a very pretty lady bt lemme stop here b4 dem put me 4 nl-prison cos of thread-derailing...


u're a student or something? and can i please pm u grin grin grin

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Re: Who Am I? by oludare007: 10:00pm On Jan 17, 2017
sirOrubebe:
Thanks for the mention Mr. Oludare007 (are you related to James Bond of the 007 fame? wink)

I will like to write like you when I grow old. weh done sir!
I am really flattered. As you can see, a lot of Grammatical errors for lack of sound knowledge of the English language. In a shell, I am still upcoming. Though, I have a good mentor in James hardly chase and john Grisham.

You are highly appreciated.

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