My girlfriend told me last night that it is over between us. I thought about it and I found out that life without her would be meaningless. So I decided to kill myself.
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I jumped from my reading table to my very soft Mouka foam but I didn't die. I went to the express road and looked carefully before crossing the road
and nothing happened to me.
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I drank four rubbers of lacasera with plenty suya but nothing happened,,I took a lot of mangoes
without swallowing the seeds,yet I didn't see hell!.
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I proceeded to another level of concoction. I prepared gizzard and kidney sauce with strawberry juice and lots of fresh tomatoes,yet nothing happened to me. I ate cake,chocolate mixed with ice cream still I didn't die.
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I am so worried now because I just finished eating fried rice with chilled Malta Guinness and fresh fruit salad but nothing has happened to me. I am really upset now.
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Friends,what do I do? Should I try fried plantain and chicken with fresh milk? Will it work because
I really want to kill myself?

seriously

Just drink sniper....it wil do the job faster and better








Thank me later

put rat poison for your food... believe me it works like magic....



. don't thank me, am just helping you out.. what are we nairalanders for

One word....










OLD.


This joke's been posted here on NL a bizillion times b4