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Which One You Dey? by elose: 1:56pm On Sep 14, 2016
1. Buhari said he would pay unemployed citizens. You clapped. He said he cannot pay unemployed citizens. You also clapped.


2. Buhari said he does not know anything called subsidy. You clapped. He later paid subsidy. Today he has removed subsidy.
You clapped again.


3. When he removed all road blocks. You clapped. When he reinstalled road blocks. You also clapped.


4. When he relocated military command to North East. You clapped. He returned military command back.
You clapped.


5. He said he would never devalue the Naira. You clapped. He devalued the Naira.
You clapped.


6. He said he would not have the office of the first lady. You clapped. He has the office of the first lady.
You clapped.


7. He said he will make N1 equals to $1. You clapped. $1 is officially equal N420. You are still clapping.


8.He said he will make petrol price to N40, you clapped, now petrol price is N145.
You clapped.


9. He said he will end Boko Haram insurgencies 3 months into his regime, you clapped with joy. He later said December when the rains stop. You clapped hopefully. Today, Boko Haram is still killing people.
You are there, still clapping.


10. He said he would turn all presidential jets to national carrier. You clapped. Today, he and his family are cruising on all presidential jets.
You are clapping.


11. He said he would build one new refinery each year. You clapped. Its getting to two years, no refinery has been built.
You are still clapping.


Isn't it glaring that there is a very big problem with this government and you're their mumu! Olodo rabata!

That's who you are!
You've been caught by their broom stick voodoo.

If this isn't sorcery what else could it be? ~ Dr Carl Oshodi.

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