I took a cab in the rain this morning while going to work, meanwhile it has been raining in Ondo for almost five days now.

So one of the passengers in the cab, a lady with her wet suit. She was complaining painfully about the endless rain and the flood that destroyed properties around town during the weekend.

So that made everyone in the cab to start talking too and sharing their experience about it.

So the driver jumped in aggressively.....


Driver: When i saw the mighty flood around Xporter(Hotel) on Saturday, i just looked up to God and said 'God instead of punishing people with this heavy rain and flood, why can't you just turn this massive flood to PETROL so that atleast everyone can just more than enough fuel for him/herself.'


Passengers: We stared at each other at the same time.


Me: ki le so sir(What did you say sir)?


Driver: Yes, ive been thinking that God should just turn rainfall to PETROLFALL.
Instead of rain water, Petrol should be raining and people will be getting their drums ready to be filled whenever it's cloudy.


Me: That's Apocalypse, we will all burn.


Driver: No, we cant. When it's cloudy like that, there will be no making of fire and the already burning fire will be extinguished before it start raining petrol.
So there will be no wasting of #145 buying fuel, no scarcity, no subsidy wahala and there will be no queuing at the filling station. Yesterday i wasted about 10litres moving around the town without any single passenger. People prefer trekking these days, no passengers to wave you down. Let the flood and rain just turn to petrol.....


1 Passenger: Omo See frustration.


We started laughing.......

Lolss petrol rain ké,ah...that one na apocalypse and holocaust join hehe

explorer,when are we xespecting another adventurous tintinlating captivating suspence filled thread nah?

Ur topic not interesting at tall

GMbuharii:
Lolss petrol rain ké,ah...that one na apocalypse and holocaust join hehe

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idrissunny:
Ur topic not interesting at tall

what is this?

Now that is one stupid nigga.

They say education is expensive try ignorance.

I remember when a tanker fell and spilled fuel on the express road. When I got there see people scooping the fuel and running across the road with metal containers.

I sped past on high speed. Thank God I didn't hear stories that touch in the news.


Foolish people and thier lust for immediate gratification.

Hehe!

I would prefer dollar rain

Lol.

It is Buhari's fault

Very funny

U may think he is dumb but truth is that he was just speaking out of frustration.


Frustation can make u do or say d dumbest thing , u kw.

The lady with wet suit thought she was having a bad day until the driver entered the show..

Explorers:
I took a cab in the rain this morning while going to work, meanwhile it has been raining in Ondo for almost five days now.

So one of the passengers in the cab, a lady with her wet suit. She was complaining painfully about the endless rain and the flood that destroyed properties around town during the weekend.

So that made everyone in the cab to start talking too and sharing their experience about it.

So the driver jumped in aggressively.....


Driver: When i saw the mighty flood around Xporter(Hotel) on Saturday, i just looked up to God and said 'God instead of punishing people with this heavy rain and flood, why can't you just turn this massive flood to PETROL so that atleast everyone can just more than enough fuel for him/herself.'


Passengers: We stared at each other at the same time.


Me: ki le so sir(What did you say sir)?


Driver: Yes, ive been thinking that God should just turn rainfall to PETROLFALL.
Instead of rain water, Petrol should be raining and people will be getting their drums ready to be filled whenever it's cloudy.


Me: That's Apocalypse, we will all burn.


Driver: No, we cant. When it's cloudy like that, there will be no making of fire and the already burning fire will be extinguished before it start raining petrol.
So there will be no wasting of #145 buying fuel, no scarcity, no subsidy wahala and there will be no queuing at the filling station. Yesterday i wasted about 10litres moving around the town without any single passenger. People prefer trekking these days, no passengers to wave you down. Let the flood and rain just turn to petrol.....


1 Passenger: Omo See frustration.


We started laughing.......

INSTEAD of FUEL to RAIN on our HEADS let HOT water Rain, because

1) you could make Eba from it.

2) you could bath with it and be warm.

3) You could do your laundry with it.

4) ETC add yours

The Driver is unaware of the aftermath of Petrol rain. People will burn beyond recognition. Lol

EPIC frustration!!!!

Eyah, nigerians we can wish for anything ehn.