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| South African Universities To Offer Bsc Witchcraft by doctorgyna(m): 11:58pm On Sep 14, 2016 |
The South African Minister of Higher Education and Training, Blade Nzimande has announced plans to have witchcraft included in the curriculum from 2018. Speaking to representatives from student unions around the country, the minister announced the shocking move and urged future university entrees to consider taking Witchcraft. “There is a lot we can learn from witchcraft, like how they fly in that winnowing basket. Imagine if we learn that skill. It will eradicate traffic jams and everyone will just get in their basket and fly. It also means we will not be importing fuel anymore.” Blade said. The announcement was met with boos and bottle throws from the packed auditorium who had gone to the meeting hoping the minister would announce a 0% fee increase for the coming year. The unperturbed minister also invited renowned witches to make an appointment with his office so they can have their skills tested and those outstanding would then be hired as lecturers. He also invited witches from across the border, promising them permanent residents permits. “I spoke to Gibs (Minister of Home affairs Malusi Gigaba) and he agreed to issue witches from outside South Africa with permanent residence permits. I heard Malawi and Zimbabwe have an impressive collection of witches. We are hoping they will heed the call”, he added. Applications is said to be closing on the 30th of September at midnight, after which an appointed panel with conduct interviews. There currently is an opening for 109 witches. Source : LiveMonitor Satire |
| Re: South African Universities To Offer Bsc Witchcraft by donvat1(m): 12:04am On Sep 15, 2016 |
witch kwa, wonders they say shall Never end. |
| Re: South African Universities To Offer Bsc Witchcraft by yanabasee(m): 12:12am On Sep 15, 2016 |
I can imagine how the school will look like... Peeps be flying with brooms for lectures.. |
| Re: South African Universities To Offer Bsc Witchcraft by Nobody: 12:20am On Sep 15, 2016 |
end time institute!!! |
| Re: South African Universities To Offer Bsc Witchcraft by magmack: 12:27am On Sep 15, 2016 |
Lai n Tinumbu would volunteer as visiting lecturers. 1 Like |
| Re: South African Universities To Offer Bsc Witchcraft by giftedheart1(m): 12:28am On Sep 15, 2016 |
Edo people come and see admission ooooo... bedroom will now turn to tarmac! 1 Like |
| Re: South African Universities To Offer Bsc Witchcraft by Davash222(m): 1:59am On Sep 15, 2016 |
giftedheart1: After getting the B.sc in South Africa, then they need to come to Edo for M.sc 1 Like |
| Re: South African Universities To Offer Bsc Witchcraft by Edroom: 6:46am On Sep 15, 2016 |
Job awaits them after graduation. |
| Re: South African Universities To Offer Bsc Witchcraft by giftedheart1(m): 6:14pm On Sep 15, 2016 |
Davash222:na u say that one ooo 1 Like |
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