Fhemmmy:

what do see in Nija then, giantroach

Seriously one of my friends in 9ja is scared of them, but I never saw one.

I saw tarantulas though, 2 came in my house in the village. Almost pooped on myself.

It was big black and hairy.

It wa nighttime kinda cool (hammertime) and we had the door open to let in the breeze down stairs, everybody was watching tv, next thing I know some thing comes scurring across the floor(its easier to see things we have glossy tile) so Im cool Im thinking its a roach, a pretty BIG roach. I never seen a roach in 9ja so i expected them to be big. So I just ignored it till 5 mins later it scurried under a couch, and I saw a closer glance at it, and my hairs began to stand up.

the roach thing had hairs all on it! it was hairy! My lil sister who had saw it began to stand up shouting.
then it ran from under the couch and everybody could see it was a huge hairy spider.
ewwwwww, and then NEPA CUT As old as I am i began to cry, I have severe arachnephobia. Put a spider near me, I might do into shock, seriously.

So one of my cousins came (laughing) and escorted me to my room with a latern. I didnt come back downstairs for the rest of the night.


The second time we was watching movies again, and I happend to look around, (Now im checking for bugs) another spider comes crawling in but it stuck it self on the ceiling, and I got a real good look at it
it was big as my hands =I yelled for my cousins to kill it! but they said that it wasnt doing anything, to leave it.

So I couldnt focus on the movie anymore, and I didnt want to stay in my room, So I watched the spider all night , until NEPA CUT AGAIN!!!

I felt the spider was comin right for me So i yelled and one of my cousins took me upstairs again.
I made them run the gen at night from then on.

I would rather a roach than a spider anyday. though my cousin in Lagos say the roaches bite, is that true?

Lol

Fhemmmy:

Lol

so do roaches in 9ja bite> are they big or small?

I saw lots of rats though, they run so fast you barely see them.

Cockroach in Nigeria are like 20 times the sizes of the ones in developed nation

no lie


na wo oh, i think i would be scared

platinumnk:

Seriously one of my friends in 9ja is scared of them, but I never saw one.

I saw tarantulas though, 2 came in my house in the village. Almost pooped on myself.

It was big black and hairy.

It wa nighttime kinda cool (hammertime) and we had the door open to let in the breeze down stairs, everybody was watching tv, next thing I know some thing comes scurring across the floor(its easier to see things we have glossy tile)  so Im cool Im thinking its a roach, a pretty BIG roach. I never seen a roach in 9ja so i expected them to be big. So I just ignored it till 5 mins later it scurried under a couch, and I saw a closer glance at it, and my hairs began to stand up.

the roach thing had hairs all on it! it was hairy! My lil sister who had saw it began to stand up shouting.
then it ran from under the couch and everybody could see it was a huge hairy spider.
ewwwwww, and then NEPA CUT As old as I am i began to cry, I have severe arachnephobia.   Put a spider near me, I might do into shock, seriously.  

So one of my cousins came (laughing) and escorted me to my room with a latern. I didnt come back downstairs for the rest of the night.


The second time we was watching movies again, and I happend to look around, (Now im checking for bugs) another spider comes crawling in but it stuck it self on the ceiling, and I got a real good look at it
it was big as my hands =I yelled for my cousins to kill it! but they said that it wasnt doing anything, to leave it.

So I couldnt focus on the movie anymore, and I didnt want to stay in my room, So I watched the spider all night ,  until NEPA CUT AGAIN!!!

I felt the spider was comin right for me So i yelled and one of my cousins took me upstairs again.
I made them run the gen at night from then on.

I would rather a roach than a spider anyday. though my cousin in Lagos say the roaches bite, is that true?

jesus!   but if i were your cuz i'd lock you in with the spider so you can face and overcome your fears lol. do you live in some sort of new estate? cos i have a relative that lives far in new developing estates that has bushes around so things visits them a lot, i'll never forget when we got invaded by soldier ants (ijalo aka erun) in the middle of the night! they were up to 15million lol they were ginger and black ones and stung me then 1 got stuck on my neck lol

whiteroses:

jesus! but if i were your cuz i'd lock you in with the spider so you can face and overcome your fears lol. do you live in some sort of new estate? cos i have a relative that lives far in new developing estates that has bushes around so things visits them a lot, i'll never forget when we got invaded by soldier ants (ijalo aka erun) in the middle of the night! they were up to 15million lol they were ginger and black ones and stung me then 1 got stuck on my neck lol

WOW! Ants!! We live in the east, and the area my dad built upon is 90% pure bush. Seriously. u look outside and u expect to see monkeys outside.
If u lock me in with a spider, i swear, you better start calling the hospital, because I will fight tooth and nail before you lock me in with one. Then you better come quick because I will faint.

My mom forced me watch Arachnephobia the movie when I was little, becasue I used suck my thumb, And she told me the spiders would crawl out my mouth because I suck my thumb.

that stopped me from ever sucking my thumbs, but now Spiders terrify me.
I really cried when nepa cut.

^^ lol

platinumnk:

WOW! Ants!! We live in the east, and the area my dad built upon is 90% pure bush. Seriously. u look outside and u expect to see monkeys outside.
If u lock me in with a spider, i swear, you better start calling the hospital, because I will fight tooth and nail before you lock me in with one. Then you better come quick because I will faint.

My mom forced me watch Arachnephobia the movie when I was little, becasue I used suck my thumb, And she told me the spiders would crawl out my mouth because I suck my thumb.

that stopped me from ever sucking my thumbs, but now Spiders terrify me.
I really cried when nepa cut.

u r so hilarious

@ topic

if you love her then eat the cockroach with her abi who sent you message.

How is it other people's problem?

tpia.:

@ topic

if you love her then eat the cockroach with her abi who sent you message.

How is it other people's problem?

u mean, what God has joined together, let no cockroach put asunder? well said

Plantinum, are you in nigeria

Abu, do u live in the North?

She ate cockroach. .then she should be a cockroach in disguise

That woman/lady is a complete weirdo.

that means there is a generation of weirdo

wala what have I not seen on nairaand!

Abuzola:

Plantinum, are you in nigeria

no I live in the states, that was when I came home for xmas

Thank God i did not even try to taste it , else the thread would have turn upside down

Abuzola:

Thank God i did not even try to taste it , else the thread would have turn upside down

Lol

not so bad. you ever think what is in the food you eat? The us is generaly accepted as having some of the strictest food safty regulations in the world (unfornunatly they share a boarder with mexico who has some of th elaxed) here are some of the acceptable "contaminents" in you food there. can you imagine what the levels are here?

CHOCOLATE AND CHOCOLATE LIQUOR

•Insect filth: Average is 60 or more insect fragments per 100 grams when 6 100-gram subsamples are examined OR any 1 subsample contains 90 or more insect fragments

•Rodent filth: Average is 1 or more rodent hairs per 100 grams in 6 100-gram subsamples examined OR any 1 subsample contains 3 or more rodent hairs

CITRUS FRUIT JUICES, CANNED

•Insects and insect eggs: 5 or more Drosophila and other fly eggs per 250 ml or 1 or more maggots per 250 ml

RED FISH AND OCEAN PERCH

•Parasites: 3% of the fillets examined contain 1 or more parasites accompanied by pus pockets

MACARONI AND NOODLE PRODUCTS

•Insect filth: Average of 225 insect fragments or more per 225 grams in 6 or more subsamples

•Rodent filth: Average of 4.5 rodent hairs or more per 225 grams in 6 or more subsamples

PEANUT BUTTER

•Insect filth: Average of 30 or more insect fragments per 100 grams

•Rodent filth: Average of 1 or more rodent hairs per 100 grams

POPCORN

•Rodent filth: 1 or more rodent excreta pellets are found in 1 or more subsamples, and 1 or more rodent hairs are found in 2 or more other subsamples OR 2 or more rodent hairs per pound and rodent hair is found in 50% or more of the subsamples OR 20 or more gnawed grains per pound and rodent hair is found in 50% or more of the subsamples

WHEAT FLOUR

•Insect filth: Average of 75 or more insect fragments per 50 grams

•Rodent filth: Average of 1 or more rodent hairs per 50 grams


http://www.sixwise.com/newsletters/05/06/29/how_many_insect_parts_and_rodent_hairs_are_allowed_in_your_food.htm

Fhemmmy:

Cockroach in Nigeria are like 20 times the sizes of the ones in developed nation

the large ones are called american roaches or palmeto bugs (not native to america but africa). same size in the us and other countries in rest of the world.

http://www.terminix-triad.com/roaches.html

agathamari:

the large ones are called american roaches or palmeto bugs (not native to america but africa). same size in the us and other countries in rest of the world.

http://www.terminix-triad.com/roaches.html

Thanx for shedding more light on that

Thanks agathamari, men ! we dey chop disease o

Abu chop on, i saw your pix on

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-340040.0.html

dis thread still dey alife? all you kokrosh eater tell us if you notice anything different in your body, you know like hairy legs and feathers lol

*Hauwa*:

Abu chop on, i saw your pix on

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-340040.0.html

it's good to see my second wife is back, we missed you. Welcome back

who dash you eh 

thanks bo, how you dey, make i go chill for tub o, ttyl

*Hauwa*:

who dash you eh

thanks bo, how you dey, make i go chill for tub o, ttyl

My sister I'm just surviving oh

See your mouth like tub, you dash una tub for dorm. You mean to say shower right

Hmmmmm ogidi

Kunbee:

Hmmmmm ogidi

I'm just playing oh, you know you my only wife nah