#The Yorubas are murmuring. #The Igbos are complaining. #The Hausas are Dying in hunger. #Nigerians are crying. #Fayose is still talking hard and tough. #Kayode is still brave to speak the truth. #Amechi is hiding. #Ngige is in exile. #Rochas has received ghost slap. #Lai Mohammed is dumb. #Fashola is sleeping. #Amaechi is fighting Buhari's aides. #APC is dying. #Tinubu is disappointed. #Buhari is confused. #The economy is dead. #Our Ministers are amateur. #Dollar has travelled far from naira. #Investors are running away. #Companies are folding up. #Avengers are bombing pipelines. #Boko-Haram are bombing people. #Herdsmen are killing innocent farmers. #Buhari is plagiarizing here and there. #Hausas no longer say 'Sai baba, but 'Kai baba Egwu dikwa! School fees wahala loading!
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Hausas are saying 'egwu dikwa?'

Haha..that's a good one..

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