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A For Apple : ! by aristole(m): 1:15pm On Oct 15, 2009 |
Dani was given his Report Card after the Promotional Exam when he was in SS1.He was surprised wd the content as he was to carry-over the class. Dani got home reluctantly.Knowing sure of the cold reception he's gonna get at home. When his father saw his woeful performance (as a retired soldier);come and see beating!This boy nearly fainted until I surfaced. I asked for what transpired and the father narrated the story of his child's failure.But Dani defended himself and said the Teacher just wanted him failed.He said that he memorised everything his father taught him before the exam.And eventually,all the things he has learnt from his father came out in the Exam. He defended further that like the A for Apple part;He did everything. I now asked him to recite it for me again. Here he went: A, Apple,B, Bapple,C, Capple, D , Dapple,E , Epple, F, Fapple,G, Gapple,H, Happle , When he got to "N"and P ;He said N , Nipple and P, Pimple(I looked at him and envisaged how this man would beat him again.Then,he continued in that manner. When he finished;The father clapped for him.and said: "God save you that you know it.I would have given you another round of beating." It was then I realised why Dani failed the exam. |
Re: A For Apple : ! by Kunbee: 3:37am On Oct 16, 2009 |
;d |
Re: A For Apple : ! by donjon: 5:55am On Oct 16, 2009 |
I laugh, i laughed, in fact, i laughed again, i continued laughing! Correct joke |
Re: A For Apple : ! by Nobody: 7:56am On Oct 16, 2009 |
Good joke, (still laughing) |
Re: A For Apple : ! by sylve11: 9:29am On Oct 16, 2009 |
Stale but still funny |
Re: A For Apple : ! by bydot1(m): 9:44am On Oct 16, 2009 |
Yep, bt stil tight |
Re: A For Apple : ! by romsky: 11:47am On Oct 16, 2009 |
Aris suppose give courtesy to nyt of a 1000 laff |
Re: A For Apple : ! by bydot1(m): 11:54am On Oct 16, 2009 |
here comes the retired soldier |
Re: A For Apple : ! by aristole(m): 12:08pm On Oct 16, 2009 |
Thank you all for the criticism (both negative nd positive) |
Re: A For Apple : ! by romsky: 12:11pm On Oct 16, 2009 |
Aris mention it Oseni ba lafiya yau bah? |
Re: A For Apple : ! by aristole(m): 12:45pm On Oct 16, 2009 |
transliterate. |
Re: A For Apple : ! by nich(m): 12:54pm On Oct 16, 2009 |
yeee see big grammar! abeg o! |
Re: A For Apple : ! by sylve11: 1:17pm On Oct 16, 2009 |
romsky: |
Re: A For Apple : ! by bydot1(m): 1:18pm On Oct 16, 2009 |
romsky:u well so |
Re: A For Apple : ! by romsky: 1:28pm On Oct 16, 2009 |
Olodo i asked u first Nich wetin big to understand about that ? |
Re: A For Apple : ! by bydot1(m): 1:32pm On Oct 16, 2009 |
dem talk say i get tribal mark |
Re: A For Apple : ! by romsky: 1:56pm On Oct 16, 2009 |
yea thick Ogbomosho mark 4 da marra |
Re: A For Apple : ! by bydot1(m): 2:00pm On Oct 16, 2009 |
well that aint new to me cuz u re prone to lies |
Re: A For Apple : ! by aristole(m): 2:02pm On Oct 16, 2009 |
@ romsky. Fanx. @ Nich.Wia are u from.Moon,I guess? |
Re: A For Apple : ! by nich(m): 2:06pm On Oct 16, 2009 |
romsky: i sabi A for alfa; . . . t for tincan, but i no sabi transliterate. nna, helep me break am down. nna, aristo na NASA chase me commot for moon o. |
Re: A For Apple : ! by aristole(m): 2:41pm On Oct 16, 2009 |
N. for No Wonder |
Re: A For Apple : ! by bydot1(m): 2:46pm On Oct 16, 2009 |
W for Wande |
Re: A For Apple : ! by romsky: 2:51pm On Oct 16, 2009 |
O for Olodo |
Re: A For Apple : ! by bydot1(m): 6:03pm On Oct 16, 2009 |
like say u go Nursery sch., its O for Oduduwa |
Re: A For Apple : ! by sylve11: 7:48pm On Oct 16, 2009 |
Sharap there! O is for Okpoluwale |
Re: A For Apple : ! by aristole(m): 1:40pm On Oct 20, 2009 |
OK. W for Womaniser. M for Manchester. s |
Re: A For Apple : ! by bydot1(m): 6:19pm On Oct 21, 2009 |
aristole:u get mouf U for UNITED sylve11:olodo! like u |
Re: A For Apple : ! by D1KeleVra(m): 9:21pm On Oct 22, 2009 |
wey my shoe? |
Re: A For Apple : ! by tytylayor: 8:10am On Oct 23, 2009 |
O for Ololumi all of una na big tym olodo |
Re: A For Apple : ! by nich(m): 8:59am On Oct 23, 2009 |
S for shuuuuuuu |
Re: A For Apple : ! by aristole(m): 2:03pm On Oct 23, 2009 |
Pls.Help me find Dani oooooooooooooooo |
Re: A For Apple : ! by nich(m): 2:28pm On Oct 23, 2009 |
who? dani the caretaker? ok point noted! |
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