: THE PRESIDENT DAUGHTER AND I


Episode 1
Finally i can relax after finishing the stressful registration process and begin as a regular student. The only thing remaining is getting my I.D card which i know would be in my possession any thing a week from now. It’s the second Thursday of the schools resumption, @ around 7am the school is crowded with different people from different part of Nigeria moving from one place to another for one thing or the other. I went to a nearby store and get myself something to eat, then roam around my new school, so full of pride that i’m in the University. I was about turning to the other side of a building before i bumped into someone.
Girl: Heyy…
Me: Sorry… d--n (picking up her
papers)
Girl: No i’m sorry i wasn’t myself
Me: Oh (handing over her papers)
Girl: Thank you
Me: Alright. I’m Victor by the way
Girl: Ok, i really have to go
Me: Where are u rushing to?
Girl: My house, i forgot my passport
Photo to use for my I.D card
Me: U can take a quick passport ther
(Pointing at a photographer)
Girl: I know, i just don’t have money
money with me
Me: *smiles* Lets go
On our way going, that’s when i checked her out. Her dressing was normal though but her features were visible (u know what i mean) she’s pretty not beautiful sha… i guess her fair complexion made her look pretty. We got there, she took the photo, got the passports in 14 minutes (and they say 2mins passport) i paid then we walked to the I.D card office, she joined the small queue of four people. It got to her turn, she gave them one passport and the necessary info, we left there then the following conversation ensued.
Me: So… whats the name?
Girl: I’m Esther
Me: Hhmm… nice name
Esther: Thanks
Me: What tribe?
Esther: Ijaw
Me: I see
Esther: What about u?
Me: I’m Igala
Esther: Igala?
Me: Yep, anything??
Esther: Nooo… not really
Me: Which course are u studying?
Esther: Computer Sci.
Me: I like the course too, i can’t do it
‘Coz I’m art
Esther: Eeyah…
Me: Sad thing, its all good
Esther: What’s ur discipline?
Me: Sorry?
Esther: I said what’s ur discipline?
Me: As in?
Esther: Ur course
Me: Oh (Chai i don fall my hands, no
be me and her they start 100L
together? girls can form. Maybe
her friends don orient her)
Bus.Admin
Esther: Hhmm
Me: What?
Esther: Nothing, just feeling hungry
(I was like so)
Me: Ok then, nice meeting u
Esther: Nice meeting u too
Me: Mind if i have ur digits
Esther: What?
Me: Ur digits
Esther: As how?
Me: (yes, i don revenge) I meant ur
phone number
Esther: Alright, but i don’t i know it
off-hand, u give me urs lemme
flash u
Me: Ok, 070*****47
She flashed me then i saved her
number. We left for our different ways. I went to my new house abi room sef which i’m yet to make it look fab. I stay Off-camp and intend to live alone.
I relaxed on my small bed and evaluate Esther in my head to know how to go with her. I know that she needs money from guys, she’s not the loving type, she can cheat or leave a guy for another ‘coz of money, she she uhmm… not sure yet. I concluded that, she’s not worth loving by me, spend less and get more from her, not date her but have a fling with her and leave her when i’m done with her ASAP.
I’m not a bad guy to be sincere, infact nobody sees me that way ‘coz i’m really cool and do things secretly. I barely tell my closest friends what i do. I earn trust from people ‘coz of my gentleness.
I went to the bank withdrew some money and went to purchased stuffs for my room, it took me to Saturday before i got everything in order. Now i got a nice room to my satisfaction, anything else would be additional.
★★☆★★☆
Monday came so fast as i hurried to class for my first lecture. I got in 20mins before the lecturer arrived. He came in, greets us, told us his name which is Morgan Okoro then he did some introduction of the course then left. Noise aroused in the class as they share pleasantries and introduce themselves to each other. I just left and get something to eat and wait around for the next lecturer.
After an hour of waiting, the lecturer didn’t show up i head home straight. I wasn’t feeling hungry so i just relaxed on my bed. One thinking led to another then i decided to call Esther but she didn’t pick up after two trials. I started thinking about my life, who i want to become, what i want to achieve then i realized that my life doesn’t conform as a player, i want to be real, nice as everyone thinks and get a real girl. I concluded on staying away from Esther as she doesn’t fit my standards.
The day ended and the next became the beginning of something great!




Episode 2
We walked around the beach, with two not-strange people following us, a man and a lady. Hand in hand with her, we laughed, constant hugging, kisses and all. We were so happy together. We left the beach to get some ice cream from there to the movies, we watched a romantic movie while my hand was around her neck and her head on my shoulder what a romantic night for us. We started walking on the street not sure of where we were going but i noticed those two are still following us, i don’t understand why but we felt save. They were also acting romantic when they think we arent looking. We stopped for a moment, i held her waist while she faced me then we looked each other in the eyes her face was blurry i didn’t know why.
Me: Baby
Girl: Yes…
Me: You know i love u so much
Girl: I know dear
Me: I will never do anything to hurt u
Girl: I know
Me: And i will always stand by u no
no matter what
Girl: Alright Victor whats wrong? is
it about my father??
Me: No dear, i just need to be sure
that u trust me
Girl: I trust u and i love u
We shared a passionate kiss
Me: Ermm… sweetheart
Girl: Yes dear
Me: That money i asked of, when
am i getting it?
Girl: I told u not to worry
She brings out her phone, did what i dunno next thing i heard was my phone alert. I opened the message what i saw shoked me…
Your account has been credited with #4,000,000
I was so happy i rushed her with kisses, just then i heard sirens coming to our side with about seven cars including range rover i always admire.
Some hefty men came out and beat the hell out me.
Man: How many times will i warn
you to stay away from my
daughter?
Girl: Dad i love him
Man: Shut up! you, take her into the
car!
I looked as she was been dragged into the vehicle.
Man: I won’t be this nice next time
He said then left me there in the dark. Then i heard a loud noise from the background… I woke up with a slight headache and discovered its my phone that’s been ringing and i’ve been dreaming all this while. 4 missed calls from my mum, i checked the time 7:48am Oopss!! Can’t call her now I’m already late for school. I did a quick bath, put on my clothes, picked up my bag equipped with the necessaries and rushed out as fast as i could. The lecturer has already shut the door when i got there, oh no! Attendance is really important for me, besides i don’t want to miss any lectures. Well, i met four students that also came late but were there before me, three guys and a girl (not attributed in any form).
Guy 1: This man go wicked o… just
him first lecture na’im he dey
lock door
Guy2: See how him be, carry head
like fly-over
Me: Guys make we stand for
window beg ‘am or mak him
just see us
Girl: Abi o
We went to the window begging with gestures using our hands. He would look at us and look away instantly. We continued like that until he announced that we would enter on one condition, that each of us would answer a question before entering his class. We agreed, so he called us to the door post where we’d answer him.
He was about to ask the first question before three elegant looking people arrived. D--n! I could feel the aura of their presence, it was breathtaking. Two ladies and a gentle man actually but one of the ladies looks more younger like a teen, they must be very rich. The teen girl spoke directly to the lecturer.
Teen girl: Morning Lecturer
Lecturer: You know you’re supposed
to be here earlier
Teen girl: Yea, i know. Can i go in?
like now??
Lecturer: Alright, you all should
come in.
Thank you sir in chorused from we that was there before.
Teen girl: Alright guys gat to go for
class or you’d follow me
in as well?
Lady/Man: No miss
Teen girl: This should be the last
time you guys will ever
call me that!!
Lady/Man: Yes Mirabel
The other two must be her bodyguards
(WTF! Who tha hell is she?)




Episode 3
In the class, the lecturer stated his principles, did the introductory part of his lecture, gave us the course outlines then concluded by saying we would start fully next week before he left. The class immediately got noisy as hell, people running from different angles to one spot, the place where that girl was seated, what? who is this girl sef?? a celebrity i don’t know
They even tried to take photos with her but were prevented by her bodyguards. They were screaming around her before her bodyguards guarded her out of the class.
Myself went out to eat something, i was passing by when i sighted her at the most expensive eatery in the school, i guess she saw me too but i didn’t care. One thing about me is that, i don’t compare myself with rich kids because…. i believe that their fathers/mothers might even suffered more than me, so they might decide to work hard so their children won’t suffer the way they did. So, me thinking about that is a motivation for me to work hard for my own children.
I went to a eatery i could afford, ate, rest a little, then headed to class for the next lectures.
The lecturers came, did their introductions in anticipation for next week’s normal lectures.
Once the lecturers left, those bodyguards would come in to protect their princess.
I left the class for I.D card office to get my I.D, after waiting in the queue for several minutes, they told me my I.D isn’t ready yet. On leaving the place i saw two people at once, I saw Esther coming from the east and Mirabel from the west stepping down from her car, with me at the south side. I don’t want any of them to see me, unfortunately there’s nothing i could do. If i should head north, they would both see me. I immediately thought of something, i’ve always liked west-side ‘coz of 2pac Shakur, U know during the West coast and East coast beef between Notorious B.I.G and 2pac…
2pac rep West-Side. So i decided to take the west route, I walked passed her while she did the same, i didn’t say nothing while she didn’t even look my side. On looking her, i can’t tell what kind of person she was, she was kind of different. But on a normal sense, i’d say she’s arrogant.
I don’t like arrogant people who thinks highly of themselves, they irritates me especially when they feel superior over others.
The introductory week passed, i got my I.D different guys rushing to try their luck in wooing Mirabel, i dunno how it went but looking at her reaction, i guess she didn’t give them a chance. They didn’t stop though, all those swagging guyz, guyz with cars and money from different department kept trying.
★★☆★★☆
Normal lectures began, i paid attention to every single knowledge the lecturers impacted, i don’t miss any lectures, got a semi-friend Titus by name and a good female friend Promise who was the assistant class rep, intelligent but i assisted her alot. She alone knows about my intelligence as i don’t like showing myself to get attention. It was Promise that advised me to be answering questions in the class and help students that needs help. She said…
★★☆★★☆
My day wasn’t that bad but i had to rest a lot by sleeping… i sleep a lot which made mum always complain that i sleep much yet i don’t get fat, because i was a slim guy but i like my stature though.
Phone rings
Me: Hello
Uncle: Hello, how are u?
Me: Fine sir. Long time sir
Uncle: So u know that, yet u don’t call
Me: Not like that sir
Uncle: How is it?
I don’t enjoy lieing or arguments, so i just accepted the blame.
Me: Sorry sir
Uncle: U know things aint done that way, we’re family
Me: I know sir, wont happen again
Uncle: Better not.
Me: Yes sir
Uncle: U’re in school right?
Me: Yes sir
Uncle: I just confirmed from your mum
Me: Ok sir
Uncle: I trust u that u’re studying hard right?
Me: Yes sir
Uncle: Good. Send me your account details let me see what i can do.
Me: *happy* Ok sir, thank u sir
Uncle: Thank God, i will always support u, just don’t betray us boy
Me: Sure sir
Uncle: Alright take care of yourself. Don’t forget to send me your account details. Bye.
Me: Bye sir, thank u sir.
Wow! extra money coming… i love my family jare. With that i decided to treat myself for the night. Coming to school is like a new source of income for me as i worked in a computer business centre that made me save a lot before starting school. Now more money from one relative or another, cool! Good thing i don’t womanize and i don’t drink alcohol.
I went to a nearby suya spot which later became my favourite. I bought #300 suya, went into a shop got myself hollandia yoghurt and 3 eggs. I got home, prepared indomie and enjoy myself as a student for the night. Then i thought about what Promise had told me earlier
“If Martin Luther had kept his knowledge to himself, he wouldn’t had become great“
I thought about it over and over then agreed with her after some time.
Time for everyone to know who Victor Vames is
I said to myself silently.

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