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Pope Francis Hosts Feathered Serpent God As Part Of Deity Exchange Program by IGWISE(m): 1:18pm On Oct 05, 2016 |
VATICAN CITY—In an effort to strengthen their relationship and foster interfaith dialogue, Pope Francis reportedly welcomed the winged Mayan snake god Kukulkan to the Vatican this week as part of a month-long deity exchange program. “We are excited to have the War Serpent staying here with us for the next four weeks, during which time he’ll be exposed to the rituals and customs of the Catholic Church, so that when he returns home he can share the experience with his adherents in Chichén Itzá and the surrounding Yucután communities,” said Vatican spokesperson Greg Burke, noting that the pontiff had taken Kukulkan out for pizza on the first night of the exchange before showing him around some of Rome’s most famous landmarks. “Once Kukulkan gets settled in, the pope plans to let him answer some basic prayers on his own, as well as try performing a transubstantiation or two. And perhaps toward the end of his stay, if he’s feeling up to it, Kukulkan can treat us all to an authentic human sacrifice.” Vatican sources confirmed that as part of the exchange, God Almighty, Our Heavenly Father, would be spending the next month with the Taoist thunder god Lei Gong in the cloud kingdom over Tibet. Source: http://www.theonion.com/article/pope-francis-hosts-feathered-serpent-god-part-deit-53917:
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Re: Pope Francis Hosts Feathered Serpent God As Part Of Deity Exchange Program by delishpot: 1:21pm On Oct 05, 2016 |
Click bait 1 Like |
Re: Pope Francis Hosts Feathered Serpent God As Part Of Deity Exchange Program by amerimex(m): 2:01pm On Oct 05, 2016 |
This is beyond my comprehension oo, are dy trying to convert d snake god, or to learn d snake god ritual |
Re: Pope Francis Hosts Feathered Serpent God As Part Of Deity Exchange Program by DoctorAlien(m): 2:19pm On Oct 05, 2016 |
BABYLON THE GREAT! Her filthy cup is filled with the wine of abominations. But OP, why you dey publish lies on top funny photoshop just for clicks? 1 Like |
Re: Pope Francis Hosts Feathered Serpent God As Part Of Deity Exchange Program by Adegoketheking: 2:24pm On Oct 05, 2016 |
photoshop 2 Likes |
Re: Pope Francis Hosts Feathered Serpent God As Part Of Deity Exchange Program by DuchessD(f): 2:56pm On Oct 05, 2016 |
Jesu..!!!!! |
Re: Pope Francis Hosts Feathered Serpent God As Part Of Deity Exchange Program by elampiro(m): 3:15pm On Oct 05, 2016 |
The onion is a satire website. It's a website for imaginary 'news'. 2 Likes |
Re: Pope Francis Hosts Feathered Serpent God As Part Of Deity Exchange Program by SalC: 4:49pm On Oct 05, 2016 |
Lol @Pope taking him out for pizza |
Re: Pope Francis Hosts Feathered Serpent God As Part Of Deity Exchange Program by CoolUsername: 4:50pm On Oct 05, 2016 |
elampiro: Underrated comment. |
Re: Pope Francis Hosts Feathered Serpent God As Part Of Deity Exchange Program by Pidggin(f): 5:05pm On Oct 05, 2016 |
Lies |
Re: Pope Francis Hosts Feathered Serpent God As Part Of Deity Exchange Program by elampiro(m): 6:24pm On Oct 05, 2016 |
CoolUsername:I don't get it. What do you mean? |
Re: Pope Francis Hosts Feathered Serpent God As Part Of Deity Exchange Program by CoolUsername: 7:33pm On Oct 05, 2016 |
elampiro: You were the only one who (at least at the time of my comment) seemed to understand what The Onion is about. |
Re: Pope Francis Hosts Feathered Serpent God As Part Of Deity Exchange Program by Ranchhoddas: 7:44pm On Oct 05, 2016 |
Theonion.com is a satirical website. |
Re: Pope Francis Hosts Feathered Serpent God As Part Of Deity Exchange Program by elampiro(m): 8:03pm On Oct 05, 2016 |
CoolUsername: Ok |
Re: Pope Francis Hosts Feathered Serpent God As Part Of Deity Exchange Program by delishpot: 8:14pm On Oct 05, 2016 |
CoolUsername: Who in his right mind would think a winged serpent visits the Pope? I knew it was a joke from the begining. 1 Like |
Re: Pope Francis Hosts Feathered Serpent God As Part Of Deity Exchange Program by Anas09: 8:42pm On Oct 05, 2016 |
IGWISE: Where are the Catholics? Ubenedictus, Peacefullove, come and see your False Prophet Pope. You now beleive Cathilic church is if satan? Very soon Baphomet's Statue shall be placed in Vetican. Wont you run for your life's? |
Re: Pope Francis Hosts Feathered Serpent God As Part Of Deity Exchange Program by Anas09: 8:46pm On Oct 05, 2016 |
IGWISE: Where are the Catholics? Ubenedictus, Peacefullove, come and see your False Prophet Pope. You now beleive Cathilic church is if satan? Very soon Baphomet's Statue shall be placed in Vetican. Wont you run for your life's? Come and tell mw that the Pope represents Christ. |
Re: Pope Francis Hosts Feathered Serpent God As Part Of Deity Exchange Program by SalC: 8:51pm On Oct 05, 2016 |
Anas09:Do you just want to post for the fun of it? Didn't you see the news is a satire and not real? |
Re: Pope Francis Hosts Feathered Serpent God As Part Of Deity Exchange Program by Anas09: 11:10pm On Oct 05, 2016 |
SalC:Are you sure of that? |
Re: Pope Francis Hosts Feathered Serpent God As Part Of Deity Exchange Program by SalC: 11:28pm On Oct 05, 2016 |
Anas09:Yeah. It's even funny to think that a snake visited the pope and he took it out for pizza. Did the snake fly to Vatican, and how is it suppose to teach people what it learnt from Vatican. Such news are meant to amuse people not like they are true. |
Re: Pope Francis Hosts Feathered Serpent God As Part Of Deity Exchange Program by Anas09: 11:31pm On Oct 05, 2016 |
SalC:And did you laf wen u read it? |
Re: Pope Francis Hosts Feathered Serpent God As Part Of Deity Exchange Program by SalC: 11:35pm On Oct 05, 2016 |
Anas09:Scroll up to my first post on the thread, the answer is there |
Re: Pope Francis Hosts Feathered Serpent God As Part Of Deity Exchange Program by Anas09: 11:41pm On Oct 05, 2016 |
SalC:It's boring man. I need activities. |
Re: Pope Francis Hosts Feathered Serpent God As Part Of Deity Exchange Program by CoolUsername: 12:44am On Oct 06, 2016 |
delishpot: You'll be surprised what some people on nairaland would believe. |
Re: Pope Francis Hosts Feathered Serpent God As Part Of Deity Exchange Program by chiedu7: 3:50am On Oct 06, 2016 |
The pope is simply working for the anti-christ |
Re: Pope Francis Hosts Feathered Serpent God As Part Of Deity Exchange Program by raphieMontella: 8:35am On Oct 06, 2016 |
Anas09:so you believed this story? |
Re: Pope Francis Hosts Feathered Serpent God As Part Of Deity Exchange Program by Ubenedictus(m): 8:03pm On Oct 06, 2016 |
elampiro:tell them. |
Re: Pope Francis Hosts Feathered Serpent God As Part Of Deity Exchange Program by Ubenedictus(m): 8:04pm On Oct 06, 2016 |
chiedu7:yes, Yes, he is serving a flying snake and taking it out 4 pizza. i really wonder about ur comprehension. 1 Like |
Re: Pope Francis Hosts Feathered Serpent God As Part Of Deity Exchange Program by Ubenedictus(m): 8:06pm On Oct 06, 2016 |
Anas09:WEYTIN HAPPEN? U NO SABI READ? do u have to mastubate on every info that paints the catholic church in bad light? even when it is satire? come one! i thought u were wiser. |
Re: Pope Francis Hosts Feathered Serpent God As Part Of Deity Exchange Program by chiedu7: 8:15pm On Oct 06, 2016 |
Ubenedictus: My brother many of us are being led astray by masonic pastors |
Re: Pope Francis Hosts Feathered Serpent God As Part Of Deity Exchange Program by Ubenedictus(m): 10:07pm On Oct 06, 2016 |
chiedu7:That applies to ur churches of men where everyone is mog. the lest u can do is read before u accuse someone of being d anti christ. |
Re: Pope Francis Hosts Feathered Serpent God As Part Of Deity Exchange Program by waldigit: 1:45pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
elampiro:Always with something to say in defense. I tell you one day you will have nothing to say in defense again. |
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