A girl walked into an expensive boutique in Port
Harcourt. She browses around, spots a beautiful
diamond bracelet and walked over to inspect it.
As she bends over to look more closely she
inadvertently farts. Very embarrassed, she looked
around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her
little accident and prayed that a sales person
doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around,
her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a
salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a
cucumber and displaying complete
professionalism, the salesman greets the girl with,
"Good day, Madam. How may we help you
today?" Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the
salesman may just not have been there at the
time of her little 'accident', she asked, "Sir, what
is the price of this lovely bracelet?" He answered,
"Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you are
going to poo on your body when I tell you the
price.."

sarz:
A girl walked into an expensive boutique in Port
Harcourt. She browses around, spots a beautiful
diamond bracelet and walked over to inspect it.
As she bends over to look more closely she
inadvertently farts. Very embarrassed, she looked
around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her
little accident and prayed that a sales person
doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around,
her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a
salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a
cucumber and displaying complete
professionalism, the salesman greets the girl with,
"Good day, Madam. How may we help you
today?" Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the
salesman may just not have been there at the
time of her little 'accident', she asked, "Sir, what
is the price of this lovely bracelet?" He answered,
"Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you are
going to poo on your body when I tell you the
price."

Amusing joke.