kaltonga:
BREAKING NEWS:The federal ministry of health has just released a fresh alert on a new virus in town called BABA IMMUNE VIRUS[B.I.V]. The members of the public are here by warned to be self cautious of this virus as it is said to be very contagious and presently has no cure.
According to the ministry,early symptoms to this virus are as follows:
1.Hungry,lack of money,no job,sack letter and redundancy.
2.excessive anger,lack of self control,over reaction,long throat,wife or husband beating,unnecessary hot temper,etc.
3.too much complaining,over treaking,good story telling habits to the children and wife.
The ministry also highlighted the following symptoms as signs of the advance stage, and as follows
1.talking and constant muttering to oneself while walking.depression,madness, and eventually suicide.
So the ministry of health there by warned the general public to watch out for any possible cases and report the affected persons who has come in contact with the virus to the nearest hospital near you.they also state that early control of the virus in an affected persons are as follows
1.keep every broom away from the persons affected.
2.keep victim away from the noise of sai baba chanters.
keep victim away from any picture that conveys any message from the broom party......
signed perm sec ministry of health.
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porka:


This is becoming alarming in Nigeria at this moment. It cuts across all social strata of the society.

At the rate people mutter inaudible words to themselves on the streets, offices, etc only God knows what might become of the general state of mental health of Nigerians in the coming months.

Instead of venting the anger out, people have chosen for one reason or another to internalize their frustrations and misery. They are bottling-up their personal failures to the detriment of their health.

Almost all the avenues and social structures available to reduce tensions in the country have been taken down due to Buhari's government monumental failure; family is broken due to loss of jobs/income, nutrition is inadequate, entertainment is almost getting ridiculous - nothing is amusing anymore, jokes are dry not because of the contents but because of the recipients' mental condition. my broyher i quite agree with you..what you see here is what is now a common site in our streets today AND I HOPE AND PRAY God forgives our stupidity..

Only God can help Nigeria.

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