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Atheist Jokes by Ahmadgani(m): 10:19pm On Oct 22, 2016 |
Q: Why did the atheist throw her watch out the
window?
A: She wanted to see if it was designed
intelligently enough to evolve into a bird.
Q: What is so ironic about Atheists?
A: They're always talking about God.
Q: Did you hear about the the evangelical
atheist?
A: She went door to door with a book full of
blank pages.
Q: How does an Athesist girl have her hair
done?
A: In big bangs!
Q: Why does an atheist wear red suspenders?
A: To keep his pants from being taken up to
heaven during the rapture.
Q: What do you call an intelligent American?
A: Atheist.
Q: What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac
do?
A: Stays awake all night wondering if there
really is a Dog. Q: Why did the Atheist cross the road? A: He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn't believe it until he tested his hypothesis. Q: How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won't claim that god did it. Q: Why can't atheists solve exponential equations? A: Because they don't believe in higher powers. Q: How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A: Break his legs. http://www.jokes4us.com/religiousjokes/atheistjokes.html 2 Likes |
Re: Atheist Jokes by taurus25(m): 10:22pm On Oct 22, 2016 |
maybe the meaning of "joke" has changed |
Re: Atheist Jokes by Pidggin(f): 10:37pm On Oct 22, 2016 |
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Re: Atheist Jokes by Ranchhoddas: 11:03pm On Oct 22, 2016 |
taurus25:Oh please!! If it were the other way round your sense of humour would have been working on overdrive. 1 Like |
Re: Atheist Jokes by DeSepiero(m): 12:04am On Oct 23, 2016 |
The lightbulb joke cracked me up . |
Re: Atheist Jokes by CoolUsername: 12:47am On Oct 23, 2016 |
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Re: Atheist Jokes by CoolUsername: 12:57am On Oct 23, 2016 |
At least, theists get GODzilla. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. |
Re: Atheist Jokes by NPComplete: 7:27am On Oct 23, 2016 |
DeSepiero: Cracked me up too. That and the crossing the road joke |
Re: Atheist Jokes by DeSepiero(m): 7:34am On Oct 23, 2016 |
NPComplete: Sincerely, that's why the CCTV was invented. Maybe its inventor was an atheist. |
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