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Things Nigerians Miss About Ex-first Lady Mrs Jonathan by Solidkay(m): 11:19pm On Jul 19, 2017
I miss Jonathan ooo. Now that Buhari is the president , his wife hadn't made Nigerians laugh and forget their sorrows like first lady Dame Patience does? This woman has increased the life span of an average Nigerian.
Examples of her "award winning speeches"
include:
1- * Nigeria is a great CONTINENT.
2- * My husband and Sambo IS good people.
3- * I rather KILL myself than commit SUICIDE.
4- * My fellow widows.
5- * I travelled to abroad to rest in peace.
6- * My husband is the best couple on earth.
7- * The doctors are responding to treatment.
8- * For those who said I speech bad English, I left them for God.
9- * Ojukwu is dead, but his Manhood still lives on.
10- * Na only you waka come?
11- * Chai ! Chai !! Chai !!! This blood we are "sharing"
12- * diaris God o...
13- * on behave of N2million I donate my family.
14- HAPPY baiday to my Husband your days are numbered
15- *To all those who think Goodluck Jonathan has failed, I have a question for you. When a child fails an exam, isn't the child supposed to be repeated?
Please support and honour Nigeria Ex- first lady...

Don't laugh alone.
Chei ! Chei !! Chei !!!
Dis message "we are reading" "diaris god o"

Re: Things Nigerians Miss About Ex-first Lady Mrs Jonathan by vivypretty(f): 11:24pm On Jul 19, 2017
lol ...that yr when mummy patience was first lady
Re: Things Nigerians Miss About Ex-first Lady Mrs Jonathan by Mcy56(f): 8:43pm On Jul 20, 2017
Mama P for life. grin cheesy cheesy wink You will just be looking forward to hearing her say something.

One thing I like about that woman is her courage. It will take a woman of courage to be committing these blunders and still be herself, up and doing.

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