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| Advice From An Nysc Hustler by MooreCode(m): 12:15pm On Oct 24, 2016 |
ADVICE FROM AN NYSC HUSTLER 1. Ensure you get a CAMP BOYFRIEND. This is for the people who go to camp broke, who are naturally broke and can't help being broke. Hustle and "jejely" get someone who would take care of your every needs. It is written that corp members who dare eat the food served in the canteen are liable to die young, in other to prevent this please visit mami regularly and get your camp boyfriend to pay the bills shikina. After all, mami is bae. 2. Be in camp 3 weeks before orientation. For those anxious wannabe corp members you can make it 3 months. Just go to your dream camp or any camp of your choice with faith since they say that faith is the substance of things hoped for and the evidence of things not seen. You don't have to wait for your deployment letter. The essence of your early arrival is to secure an excellent PPA. 3. Partake in every competition, be a bebelube(I too know) if you must. Your light must shine this year. Kung-fu o, tae-kwan-do o, fastest eater o. Just compete anyhow and your PPA shall be heaven. 4. If none of these advice work, all hope is not lost, simply get yourself an nysc husband/wife. Preferably someone with a different ethnicity, someone who understands the present economic crunch and is willing to share the #500,000 nysc gives to newly married corp members EQUALLY. After that, divorce and go your separate ways with a wholesome amount of #250,000 cash. Thank me later. P. S: please make sure it is just court wedding. To save cost. Join us straight to camp http://www.ajuwaya.org 1 Share
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| Re: Advice From An Nysc Hustler by talktonase(m): 12:23pm On Oct 24, 2016 |
The hustle is real... |
| Re: Advice From An Nysc Hustler by Nobody: 2:00pm On Oct 24, 2016 |
The hustler is crazy
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| Re: Advice From An Nysc Hustler by jwax: 8:28am On Oct 25, 2016 |
hahahaha. lalalistic. lol 1 Like |
| Re: Advice From An Nysc Hustler by franugo(m): 5:20pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
Nysc pays 5ook to corpers 4 marrying during service?  1 Like |
| Re: Advice From An Nysc Hustler by Nobody: 7:44pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
No wonder I have been seeing married Corp members this year. Chai, this change is real o 1 Like |
| Re: Advice From An Nysc Hustler by lordthree(m): 12:02pm On Oct 26, 2016 |
 bebelube lmao haven't heard that word used since secondary school |
| Re: Advice From An Nysc Hustler by MooreCode(m): 12:08pm On Oct 26, 2016 |
Are U a prospective corp member? Visit[url] http://www.ajuwaya.org[/url] now to travel direct to camp with other prospective corp members. Hurry now and start discussing! share information and get to meet new people 1 Share
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