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| I Crashed ‘flying’ From Benin To UK, Says Man Found In Sapele River-Vanguard by hotspec(m): 6:36am On Oct 27, 2016 |
Sapele— A man, who confessed to newsmen that he was ‘flying’ from Benin Airport, Edo State, to attend a meeting in the United Kingdom, before watching a football match going on simultaneously in the coven, also in the United Kingdom, was, yesterday, discovered at Ajogodo River, Sapele, Delta State. Fuel finished in my ‘private jet.’ The self-confessed wizard said: “I was flying in with what is known in the physical realm as ‘Plantain Leaf,’ but it is actually my expensive private jet in the coven realm. “It crashed me into this bridge, when the fuel in it finished. My members will be here tonight to refuel it for me, so I can continue my journey to the UK. “I have to be in the UK to watch football, because there is economic recession, unemployment and inflation in Nigeria.” Source: www.vanguardngr.com/2016/10/crashed-flying-benin-uk-says-man-found-sapele-river/
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| Re: I Crashed ‘flying’ From Benin To UK, Says Man Found In Sapele River-Vanguard by Firstlieutenant(m): 6:38am On Oct 27, 2016 |
Lolxxx |
| Re: I Crashed ‘flying’ From Benin To UK, Says Man Found In Sapele River-Vanguard by SamuelAnyawu(m): 6:38am On Oct 27, 2016 |
Okay  |
| Re: I Crashed ‘flying’ From Benin To UK, Says Man Found In Sapele River-Vanguard by Nobody: 6:40am On Oct 27, 2016 |
All these schizophrenic patients. 2 Likes |
| Re: I Crashed ‘flying’ From Benin To UK, Says Man Found In Sapele River-Vanguard by Nobody: 6:40am On Oct 27, 2016 |
Weed at work, see his face. Probably sat on water thinking he sat in business class of British airways. Anumanu  1 Like |
| Re: I Crashed ‘flying’ From Benin To UK, Says Man Found In Sapele River-Vanguard by alizma: 6:41am On Oct 27, 2016 |
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| Re: I Crashed ‘flying’ From Benin To UK, Says Man Found In Sapele River-Vanguard by youngest85(m): 6:48am On Oct 27, 2016 |
people weh march pass, na dem no fit jump fence |
| Re: I Crashed ‘flying’ From Benin To UK, Says Man Found In Sapele River-Vanguard by BALLOSKI: 6:51am On Oct 27, 2016 |
Bini airline! |
| Re: I Crashed ‘flying’ From Benin To UK, Says Man Found In Sapele River-Vanguard by somez(m): 6:52am On Oct 27, 2016 |
He ran out of gas |
| Re: I Crashed ‘flying’ From Benin To UK, Says Man Found In Sapele River-Vanguard by NaLaugh: 7:17am On Oct 27, 2016 |
This is some hilarious shitt.  Why didn't he get enough "plantain leaf gas" before taking off? Not even enough to get him past the Nigerian border? |
| Re: I Crashed ‘flying’ From Benin To UK, Says Man Found In Sapele River-Vanguard by justicejay(m): 7:20am On Oct 27, 2016 |
you think say you go leave us for this recession.
we entered it together and we must suffer it
together |
| Re: I Crashed ‘flying’ From Benin To UK, Says Man Found In Sapele River-Vanguard by justwise(m): 7:21am On Oct 27, 2016 |
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